1 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,187 Dude, what's up with your grandma? 2 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:28,020 She's all good. Yeah, she is. 3 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,390 I just had dinner with her. 4 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:30,600 You know, I remember the first time 5 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,024 I dreamt about your grandmother. 6 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,060 Honestly, I can't deal with that tonight. 7 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,368 Do you ever look at your grandma 8 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:36,996 and be like, "Damn, I got a hot grandma"? 9 00:01:37,063 --> 00:01:38,431 Why do you like my grandma so much? 10 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:39,800 Your grandma is hot. 11 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,568 Dude, you're a sick bastard. 12 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:44,537 Well, that's the first time I ever seen a Botoxed ass. 13 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,573 There's not a wrinkle in your grandmother's ass. 14 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,108 Why is it always about my grandma? 15 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,977 Well, your grandma's ass is tight, all right? It's tight. 16 00:01:51,043 --> 00:01:53,846 That's why I'll be bangin' your grandma to Color Me Badd. 17 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,582 * Ooh... * 18 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,025 Why you gotta say that shit? Why you gotta... 19 00:01:57,049 --> 00:01:58,386 Let me ask you a question, though. 20 00:01:58,451 --> 00:01:59,852 What's up with this car, though? 21 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:01,831 What's up with the Silly Putty and the rice cakes, 22 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,491 and how come I got a chew toy up my ass? 23 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:04,801 Why do you have a chew toy up your ass? 24 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:05,869 I don't know. Why don't you... 25 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,360 Tell me, why are we sitting here? 26 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:09,061 Why am I sitting on crackers right now? 27 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,273 There's crackers all up in this car. 28 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,937 Why you gotta say "crackers" all the time? 29 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,542 I'm not talking about you when I say "cracker." Oh. Oh. 30 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:15,335 You know she went to Mexico with him? 31 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,039 Did she tell you that? 32 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:22,142 That Astrid friend of hers did. 33 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:24,288 See, that's who you should be banging. 34 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:26,279 Mmm-hmm. 35 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,681 You think she's sleeping with him? 36 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:30,150 No! 37 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:32,653 Oh, come on, man! 38 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,322 You don't take a girl to Mexico 39 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:36,924 unless you plan on filling that taco with some beef. 40 00:02:36,989 --> 00:02:40,294 Dude, there's no way he's doing all that spending if he's hitting it steady. 41 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,330 Trust me, he's still courting. Wait, wait, wait. 42 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,997 Mexico? 43 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:47,033 New ride? 44 00:02:47,099 --> 00:02:48,369 You find a good parking spot, 45 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:50,102 you gotta keep feeding that meter, 46 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,410 you know what I mean? 47 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,675 Oh, scanner's clear, boys. 48 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,445 Everybody check your guns. Check. 49 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,122 'Cause my grandma did the laundry. 50 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,400 What is the problem? 51 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,168 What, this isn't scary? What? 52 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:23,470 You gotta be kidding me. What? 53 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,537 You gotta be kidding me. 54 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,588 Try and tell me it's not scary. 55 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:43,924 Just 'cause yours is black, man. 56 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,759 Why does it always gotta be about color? 57 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:16,290 Oh! 58 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:22,363 Hey, uh, that a deviated septum? 59 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,565 What the... What? Wait. 60 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:25,874 You can get that fixed, you know. 61 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:27,700 Is this some kind of sick joke? 62 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,913 You ever hear the one about Little Johnny and his left nut? 63 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:31,404 That's a sick joke. 64 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:34,842 What do you guys want? 65 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,175 I think you know. 66 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:43,583 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Oh... 67 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,285 Hey. Hey, hey, hey! 68 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:48,356 Oh, God, I just got a whole lot of ass and sack. 69 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,103 - Yeah. - Alex, honey. 70 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:06,011 I told you not to leave the front door unlocked. 71 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,776 Grandma, now's not really a good time. Now, sweetheart, 72 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:11,578 don't forget tomorrow. We have to be at the track by noon. 73 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,413 We're all betting on your horse. 74 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,040 All right. I love you. Bye. 75 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,328 Wait, wait, it's dark, it's dark. 76 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:30,029 Wait, like, like. 77 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:32,336 All right. All right, all right, all right. Let's go. 78 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,309 Oh, God. 79 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:48,482 So, what do you got here? What, like, 3,800, 4,000 square feet? 80 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,051 Thirty... 3,950. Why? 81 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,386 Nothin'. I'm into real estate. 82 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,929 Open the safe! 83 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,330 What are you doing? Whoa! 84 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:04,898 What are you doing? Shoosh! 85 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,500 Don't you tell me to shoosh. 86 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,968 I will shoosh you. I will shoosh you. 87 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,414 He will shoosh you. I need my glasses. 88 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:11,705 Just get your glasses. Okay. 89 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,883 It's all yours. Just take the... Hey! 90 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,329 - Don't, don't shoot me. - Please, don't hurt me. 91 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:29,256 My daughter. She's here for the weekend. And... 92 00:06:29,321 --> 00:06:32,259 You should be a little bit more careful with who you do business with. 93 00:06:32,324 --> 00:06:33,994 With whom. What? 94 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:35,663 With whom. 95 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:37,665 What? 96 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:38,966 Dude, are you serious? 97 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,400 Prepositions. Dangling. 98 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:42,301 What, you wanna talk about punctuation now? 99 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:44,037 At least I'm not appraising his house. 100 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,940 Oh, God, Mr. Preposition. 101 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,708 You know, you really should be careful 102 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,044 with whom you do business with. 103 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,378 Okay. Okay. 104 00:06:59,251 --> 00:07:00,420 Don't. 105 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,404 Go get the yay-yo. 106 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:19,473 Go get it. 107 00:07:26,378 --> 00:07:27,748 Hmm. 108 00:07:40,292 --> 00:07:41,393 Uh, Stu? 109 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,063 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 110 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,970 When were you gonna tell us about this guy, huh? 111 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:48,569 Bruce, Bruce, Bruce! Down. The gun, the gun down. Down. 112 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,738 Look what I found, boys. 113 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:53,173 Bruce? 114 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,543 See, I told you this shit was scary. 115 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,747 Hey, hey. No need to gag 'em. 116 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:03,851 Who they gonna call? 117 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:04,917 Hey, fellas? 118 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,389 Nothing came up on the scanners? 119 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:10,457 No, nothin'. 120 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:20,734 Soiree, my ass. Bitches, let's waytch! 121 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:26,706 Well, hello, Officer. 122 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:30,544 Getting a good look at us with that big flashlight? 123 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:33,614 It is big, isn't it? Hmm. 124 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,415 This party blows. Let's go to Micky's. 125 00:08:41,453 --> 00:08:42,922 Well, do something. 126 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:58,538 Oh, my God! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 127 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,539 Use your teeth. Use your... Ay! 128 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,942 Oh, you're pulling my hair, my hair, my hair. 129 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:05,078 Oh, ow. No, that's my skin! 130 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:06,446 That's... Ow! 131 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,898 You were scared, right? You were a little scared? Oh, I was shittin'. 132 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,282 That guy put the gun right to my... 133 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:17,523 See how brave I was? 134 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:18,726 You saw how brave I was. 135 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,112 I impressed you, right? Sho' 'nuff. 136 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,729 Oh, my God! What... 137 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:22,995 So how'd we do? 138 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,463 How'd we do? How much we get, man? 139 00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:27,668 I say we got about 15K each, guys. 140 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,603 Do you know how much soap you can buy 141 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,337 with 15 G's, Eric? Huh? 142 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,206 Lots of soap! 143 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,677 My car wash is starting to feel like a mirage, man. 144 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:40,347 Dude, lay each brick with purpose and soon you have a castle. 145 00:09:40,412 --> 00:09:42,182 That is from the Zen master. 146 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,784 You know what I'm talking about. 147 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,787 Hmm. I said mad money, money, check money... 148 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,589 You know? That guy looked me dead in the eye. 149 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:52,391 Because you have gorgeous eyes. 150 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,993 Yes. Yes! 151 00:09:55,327 --> 00:09:56,764 Yes! 152 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:58,241 You are never gonna be in that neighborhood again. 153 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,599 You will never see that guy again in your life. 154 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,335 Don't worry about it. 155 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,938 Oh, by the way. Alex. Uh-huh. 156 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,240 I have a little gift for you. Oh, is this for me? 157 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,641 It's for you. Oh, isn't that nice? 158 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,743 Hey, look, drop me off at the track, okay? 159 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,044 It's in 5:00 in the morning. 160 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,114 Well, I gotta see a man about a horse. 161 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,409 Hidden Asset. 35-to-1, huh? 162 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,051 Well, hello, gorgeous. 163 00:10:53,385 --> 00:10:55,222 How are you doing today? 164 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,324 Huh? 165 00:10:57,389 --> 00:10:59,292 Listen, I'm not one much for small talk, 166 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,759 so I'm gonna cut right to the chase. 167 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:06,598 Don't look at me like that. 168 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,872 You gotta be safe these days, Hidden Asset. 169 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,807 All kinds of diseases floating around. 170 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,009 You never know. 171 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,877 And I respect you. That's why I'm being safe. 172 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:20,914 Here we go. 173 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,926 K-Y. Makes it much easier on you. 174 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,332 Nice lubey-dube-dub. 175 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,169 All right, sweetheart. 176 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,606 This is gonna be real quick, and real painless. 177 00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:52,078 Now, take a deep breath and count to three. 178 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,784 Three! 179 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,565 You sexy bitch. 180 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,212 Never get you alone. 181 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,080 Thank you very much. 182 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,716 I want you to check this out. 183 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,518 Badowshky. Oh, that's it. 184 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,587 That's the good stuff, right there. 185 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:38,190 There's four units. It'd be all good. 186 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,893 And how are you doing today? 187 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,030 I am quite fine. How are you doing today? 188 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,497 Oh, good. Yes, you are. 189 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,166 Actually, I'm thinking about my boy. 190 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,667 Eric? Yeah. 191 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:51,737 What about him? I'm glad I'm not him. 192 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,373 You know what I think? 193 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,375 I think Eric is getting what he deserves. 194 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,844 Because you can't expect Tara 195 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,980 to just come running back to him. 196 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,149 Why? Because now all of a sudden he wants to commit? 197 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:05,652 But, baby. She's sleeping with another man. 198 00:13:05,717 --> 00:13:07,954 She jumped from one man's bed to the other, like that. 199 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,475 Come on, pick up. 200 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:38,284 Star 67? Come on, really? Are you kidding, Eric? 201 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,685 Tara! 202 00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:41,922 What do you want? I'm a little busy. 203 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,756 You wanna get some coffee? 204 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,094 I don't know if that's a good idea. 205 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,128 What do you mean, not a good idea? 206 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,364 Well, we're taking a little break, remember? 207 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,901 It's just coffee. How 'bout tea? 208 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,071 What's going on with you? 209 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,874 What's going on is that you don't take your life seriously 210 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,642 and you refuse to grow up. 211 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,278 What, I don't have a regular job like your little lawyer buddy? 212 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,416 How about a regular job like everyone else on the planet? 213 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,660 Look, when you're ready to start acting like a real adult 214 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,686 and ready to be serious about your life, 215 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,722 then maybe, you know, we could... 216 00:14:15,787 --> 00:14:16,989 Then maybe what? 217 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,058 Then maybe you'll let the love back in the room? 218 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,768 And maybe you'll feel all warm and fuzzy again? 219 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:22,770 Do you know what? I don't need this. I really don't. 220 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,340 What? 221 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,509 Hey. I'm up three hundy, man. 222 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,887 Why don't you come down to the track? 223 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,080 I miss ya, man. A little sunshine, 224 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,713 some action on the ponies. 225 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:44,451 It'll get your mind off Tara for a little while. 226 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,817 She's not on my mind. 227 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,886 Yeah, right. 228 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,127 Give me a brandy and a light. 229 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:53,502 Look, I don't wanna hear it, all right? 230 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,261 Is that Eric? Yeah. 231 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:58,830 Is he still bitchin' about that skinny-ass girlfriend of his? 232 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,899 Eric? Listen, honey, get over here. 233 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,537 You know that I am all the woman you'll ever need. 234 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,675 I think I hate her. 235 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,853 I think I might have cracked a rib. 236 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,012 Hey, Solly. How's it goin'? 237 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,017 Look Eric, women are evil. 238 00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:19,486 It says so in the Bible. 239 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,988 And of course, I can't bitch, 240 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,999 'cause she's convinced herself I was the damn Antichrist 241 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,491 for the last two years. 242 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,716 Yeah, well. I gotta see a man about a toilet, all right? 243 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,133 So, it's our first New Year's together, right? 244 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,734 Uh-huh. 245 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,403 And we're at dinner. 246 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,738 She decides to order the $20 swordfish, 247 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,208 the most expensive thing on the menu 248 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,193 'cause, you know, she doesn't eat meat or chicken. 249 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,444 Right. 250 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,446 And then all she eats is a quarter of the meal. 251 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:47,879 Literally, three bites. 252 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,324 And then at the end of the meal, 253 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,348 that's when she decides to open up to me, you know? 254 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,853 I think you're amazing. 255 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,600 I'm starting to have real feelings for you. 256 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,062 And the whole time I'm thinking, 257 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,564 "That swordfish is definitely coming home," you know? 258 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,434 Oh! 259 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,381 And they're off. 260 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,441 Give me your phone. No. 261 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:15,550 Give me your phone. Wash your hands. 262 00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:16,608 Shit. 263 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,592 Alex, will you put your damn pants on? 264 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:25,684 It's a winning ticket here. 265 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,893 Come on. Come on! 266 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,072 Watch. Watch. 267 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,242 Yeah! 268 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:53,912 Yeah! 269 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,384 Come on, Eight! 270 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:00,919 Yeah! 271 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,554 Yeah! 272 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,230 Yeah! Reach out and touch this, bitch! 273 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:12,798 Yeah! 274 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,668 Hello, baby. Hey, baby. 275 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:23,042 Momma just hit the big professor and she is hot. 276 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,544 Come here. 277 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,415 Daddy got a hose for Mommy's fire. 278 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,552 Maybe tri-fuck-ta. 279 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,724 Ooh! 280 00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:38,790 Ah! 281 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,364 You are bad. 282 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:46,432 Ooh! 283 00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,836 Hey. Show's over. 284 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,870 All right. 285 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,774 You know, Tara got me this for Christmas. 286 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,709 That's all she got me. 287 00:17:56,776 --> 00:18:00,180 And she got five or six presents. No shit. 288 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,167 You know for Valentine's Day she got me a journal? 289 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,317 She gave you a diary? 290 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,183 Yeah. What am I gonna do with a frickin' diary? 291 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,455 Write stuff in it. 292 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,589 Thanks. 293 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:13,160 One beer. One Diet Coke. 294 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,594 Can I ask you a question? 295 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,397 When a girl breaks up with a guy, 296 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,065 is it true she can remember 297 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,568 the exact moment she lost that feeling? 298 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,503 Yeah. Totally. 299 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,738 How? 300 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,875 How is there an exact moment? There just is. 301 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:35,148 Women feel everything, from the first kiss to the last teardrop. 302 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,252 For me, when I cried the last time, 303 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,986 I knew something changed. 304 00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:42,354 In an instant. 305 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,691 Wow. 306 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,425 You're so deep. 307 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,497 He now lives with his mother. 308 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,537 What are you laughing at? 309 00:18:58,604 --> 00:18:59,764 He lives with his grandmother. 310 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,139 Oh. 311 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,642 Yeah, but I have my own room. 312 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,378 It's... It's like an apartment, you know? 313 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,039 Oh, my God! 314 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,741 Whoa! 315 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,411 Breasts are magical, man. That's true. 316 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,448 I want you to go in here, I want you to see bush. 317 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,752 Ladies. 318 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,820 Eight feet with the ball. Forget height. 319 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,265 All right, all right, all right. 320 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,989 Hey, hold it, fellas. Hold on a minute. 321 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,292 What's the matter with you? 322 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,960 I said, hold on a minute. 323 00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:56,329 Dude. Your jock strap's on a little tight, okay? 324 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,663 What'd you say to me? 325 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,130 I said, dude, your jock strap's a... 326 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,201 Holy shit! 327 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,538 Dude, you just got clocked! 328 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,073 Oh, is that all you got? 329 00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:10,309 I got something special for you. Oh, oh, oh, ma'am. 330 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,987 My friend's a little stressed out right now. 331 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,281 I don't care. I don't give a shit. All right. 332 00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,158 I'm gonna knock you straight. Come on. Oh, are you, huh? 333 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,260 Yeah. Yeah. Well, I got something 334 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,785 for your little friend here, too. 335 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,229 Well, what did I do? I'm very innocent. 336 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,596 Yeah, bring it on, bring it on. Come on. Are you? 337 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,798 Get the hell out of her. Shut up! 338 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,690 Go on, get out of here, you little pissant. 339 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,259 Hey, what's the matter with you, huh? 340 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,042 All right, so it looks like they're not coming, 341 00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,903 so this is for you. 342 00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:38,338 Thank you. Thank you. 343 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,310 Check this out. I'm thinking about getting married. 344 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,143 No! 345 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,013 I gotta do it. You don't have to do it. 346 00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:50,582 I love her. The fuck does that even mean? It's a contract. 347 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,217 The only reason why people married 348 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,219 is because people have always gotten married. 349 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,154 It's a fuckin' stupid idea. 350 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,590 I thought when you get married, it's for the... 351 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:02,294 If it didn't exist and somebody brought it right now, 352 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,730 someone came up with the idea, 353 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,798 everyone would go, "Are you fuckin' crazy?" 354 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,366 How you even... What? 355 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,701 You have to go file in court, sign some papers, 356 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,171 and then when you break up you gotta hire a frickin' lawyer. 357 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,681 I mean, there's a six-month cool-down period. 358 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,182 Dawg, all I was trying to tell you is that 359 00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:16,646 I was thinking about getting married. 360 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,445 And I'm telling you it's a biological trick. 361 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,989 First of all, she'd never do that to me 'cause we're best friends. 362 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,649 If she was really your best friend, 363 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:24,150 she would let you fuck other chicks. 364 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,297 That is so huge. 365 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,835 Did you tell him yet? Oh, no. 366 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,838 I didn't have a chance. 367 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,639 And, you know, I was waiting and waiting 368 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:48,841 for a good time to do it, 369 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,142 and he just rushed out and I couldn't do it. 370 00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:53,012 But I'm gonna do it. 371 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,782 The reason why you get so caught up in a woman 372 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,717 is 'cause there's crazy chemicals 373 00:21:58,784 --> 00:21:59,785 that your brain puts out 374 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:00,853 because you wanna mate. 375 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,155 You wanna breed. It's natural. 376 00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:04,990 You've thought about this a lot, I see. 377 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,734 Why do you think it feels better when you come inside? 378 00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,794 'Cause that's how you make fuckin' babies, dude. 379 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,873 If it felt just as good to jerk off on a chick's back, 380 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,400 everybody would be jerking off on chicks' backs. 381 00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:15,100 That's... That's beautiful. 382 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,803 Listen, man. Your girl's Latin. 383 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,006 You come in her hair, she's getting pregnant. 384 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,316 Why do you think there's so many Puerto Ricans? 385 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,443 Wow, I don't know. Puerto Rico's that big. 386 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:24,877 There's millions of Puerto Ricans. 387 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:25,977 What's up? 388 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:27,914 Wow! 389 00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:30,883 It's not like he's afraid of marriage. 390 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,420 I don't think so. Right? 391 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:38,690 Well, honey, when is a man ever ready? 392 00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:41,528 Oh, this is gonna take our relationship to a whole, whole... 393 00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:43,795 Oh, my God, 394 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:47,066 to a whole new level. 395 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,300 What is he doing? 396 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,688 Well, I just hope he's getting good advice from his friends. 397 00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:54,140 Oh, I hope so, too. Uh-huh. 398 00:22:54,205 --> 00:22:55,807 Shit. 399 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:59,011 When was the last time you had diarrhea? What? 400 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,147 When was the last time you had diarrhea? 401 00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:02,982 Dawg, I'm talking about marriage. 402 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,316 I'm talking about a beautiful thing. 403 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,118 I'm talking about walking down the aisle... 404 00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:09,456 So am I. So am... That's just the first day. 405 00:23:09,521 --> 00:23:11,423 You don't understand, man. 406 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,793 So, like you're sitting on the toilet, right? Uh-huh. 407 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:16,562 And you're grunting and you're sweating and 408 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:21,468 all sorts of just unspeakable shit is pouring out of your body. 409 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:25,370 You're just grunting and... 410 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:30,443 Your stomach's churning and weird shit's going on inside you. 411 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,479 And then finally, the churning stops. 412 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,047 And there's this calmness. 413 00:23:36,347 --> 00:23:39,317 And for a moment you get, like, this little tickle. 414 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,800 And it feels good for, like, a couple of seconds. 415 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,425 That's marriage! 416 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:47,494 Dawg... 417 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,894 Ask any married guy. Right. 418 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:53,199 Okay. Okay. How's the wife and kids, man? 419 00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:54,934 She's all right, man. She's cool. 420 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,102 But I got lucky. 421 00:23:58,169 --> 00:23:59,448 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 422 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:00,507 Ritchie! 423 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:03,242 Francis, what's up, man? I got robbed. 424 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:04,811 What? 425 00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:06,846 Three guys came in my house. 426 00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:08,715 Two white guys 427 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,349 and a black guy. 428 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,819 And the black guy was gay. 429 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,688 God bless you. 430 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,624 Oh, this is my friend, Stu. Hey. 431 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:18,890 Francis. Hey. 432 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,391 What's up? 433 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,195 So, I can't believe somebody robbed you. That's crazy. 434 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:25,307 He got robbed, dude. By a gay black dude. They took my money. 435 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:26,966 They knew where my safe was. 436 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:29,273 I don't even know any gay black dudes. No, you don't. 437 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:30,703 They knew everything. 438 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,213 They must not have known you, man. 439 00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:34,305 Nobody who knows you would ever mess with you. 440 00:24:34,372 --> 00:24:35,642 I know you. 441 00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:36,976 I don't know you. 442 00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,477 You have beautiful eyes. 443 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:42,081 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've been drinking. 444 00:24:42,881 --> 00:24:44,551 I gotta see you later. 445 00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:46,451 Come by the house. 446 00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:48,720 Oh, shit! 447 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,191 Holy shit! 448 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,912 All right, this is it. Don't touch the fence, man. 449 00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,471 Unless you want a permanent Afro. 450 00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:10,509 I'm bald. It'll grow. 451 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:12,912 This is it. Check it out. 452 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:14,445 That's the warehouse. 453 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,548 Now, I don't know exactly who they are but, uh, 454 00:25:16,615 --> 00:25:19,619 I'm guessing low-rent gottis. 455 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,846 All right, so we'll come back tonight and case the spot. 456 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,189 No. No, no can do. 457 00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:24,891 My wife would stretch my ass all out. 458 00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:28,794 You are such a hypocrite. Yeah. 459 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,096 You are such a hypocrite. 460 00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:32,899 Yeah, I got kids, bitch. I'm not saying I'm happy. 461 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,104 Hey! Micky the Calc. 462 00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,706 Hey, Big Frank. 463 00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:41,540 How are the numbers? 464 00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:43,775 The numbers could've never been better, man. 465 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:45,877 Another two weeks, you're gonna need a bigger safe. 466 00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:48,080 Great. 467 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,181 Hey. 468 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:53,095 Now, boss, uh, about the thing with the thing 469 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,419 with the new batch. 470 00:25:54,485 --> 00:25:56,454 All right, already. What about the new batch? 471 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,257 Well, there's nothing wrong with it, 472 00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:01,204 it's just I'm thinking maybe we should hold off with the big boys, is all. 473 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,496 Bruno, am I hearing this right? 474 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:09,668 Carlo here is telling me that I gotta scale things down. 475 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,245 Is that what you think, you little weasel? 476 00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:12,872 We ought to scale things down? 477 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,339 No disrespect. 478 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,018 It's just that the thing with the new batch, 479 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,685 hitting the bigger casinos takes us to another level, right? 480 00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:19,812 And you gotta think about your arteries and all. 481 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:23,281 Carlo, I am employ you to think, not to worry. 482 00:26:23,348 --> 00:26:25,416 We are going to do things my way. 483 00:26:25,483 --> 00:26:27,153 No more tiptoeing around! 484 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:28,587 You're the boss. That's right. 485 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:29,732 You're the boss. I'm the boss! 486 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:31,457 I'm the boss! You're the boss! 487 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,096 Frank? 488 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,299 Hey, Bruno, you wanna go eat? 489 00:26:42,433 --> 00:26:44,002 Yeah, I can eat. All right. 490 00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,806 Oh, but I gotta go meet my girl, Frank. 491 00:26:50,408 --> 00:26:52,010 What? I gotta meet my girl. 492 00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:54,012 What's the matter with you? What? 493 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:56,547 All of a sudden it's, "I gotta go meet my girl" this, 494 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,117 "I gotta go meet my girl" that. 495 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:00,252 What, she plays a little flute, 496 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,954 and here comes Bruno up out of the basket. 497 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,696 Out of the basket. 498 00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,262 All right. Let's eat. 499 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:39,859 Yeah, I know. 500 00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:45,897 Yeah, I know you don't practice that kind of law. 501 00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:47,767 I'm just sayin'. 502 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:49,769 I mean, it just seems to me that 503 00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:52,137 if a stage animal is gonna go berserk, 504 00:27:52,204 --> 00:27:55,606 you know, every lawyer in town's gonna be chasing that ambulance. 505 00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:59,345 Well, I mean, there's gotta be somebody to sue. 506 00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:01,046 Not because the animal's not liable, 507 00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:03,949 but there's gotta be somebody or some insurance policy. 508 00:28:07,453 --> 00:28:11,322 Well, my shows are getting ready to come on, so, I'd better go. 509 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,861 Okay. Bye. 510 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:43,454 Oh, that's good. 511 00:28:57,468 --> 00:28:58,938 Hi there, kitty. 512 00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:01,139 What you doin'? 513 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,175 Oh, are you hungry? 514 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,610 Hmm? 515 00:29:04,675 --> 00:29:07,678 Hungry? Come on, let's go get you something to eat. 516 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,776 You are the most anal bastard I have ever met. 517 00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:40,279 Are you really cleaning this engine with a toothbrush? 518 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:41,814 And Tara's gonna call you 519 00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:43,090 now that you can see yourself in your engine? 520 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:44,149 Let me ask you something. 521 00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:45,616 What? 522 00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:47,152 When a guy meets a girl, 523 00:29:47,218 --> 00:29:49,321 what's the first thing the guy's friends ask? 524 00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:52,825 "Does she have big tits?" 525 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:54,560 Exactly. 526 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:58,529 You know the first question the girl's friends ask? 527 00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:01,632 Do you think I have any concept of what women talk about? 528 00:30:01,699 --> 00:30:03,802 "What does he do?" That's what they ask. 529 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:06,839 You saw Tara. 530 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,508 Not exactly. 531 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:10,709 Uh-huh. 532 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:12,811 I just hate how what you do 533 00:30:12,879 --> 00:30:15,114 is supposed to define who you are, you know? 534 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:16,948 It's all bullshit. 535 00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:19,717 I once told a girl I was a professional masseuse. 536 00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:21,187 Masseur. 537 00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:22,488 What'd you call me? 538 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:24,891 Nothin'. Whatever. 539 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:26,133 So, did she have you working all night? 540 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:27,292 Oh, yeah. 541 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,494 Did you get any? 542 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:32,797 Did you get any in the morning? 543 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,533 Oh, yeah, of course, man. 544 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,267 Yeah, she woke up and I just was like, 545 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:37,702 "Oh, you fell asleep last night. 546 00:30:37,768 --> 00:30:39,804 "I didn't do this." And I just started hitting it. 547 00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:41,639 You're a liar! 548 00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:43,009 You don't even know the story! 549 00:30:43,074 --> 00:30:44,476 You don't even know the story! 550 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,583 Dawg, the last thing you hit was your left hand, man. 551 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:49,848 So, what's the big news? 552 00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,570 Let me see your lucky casino chip, man. 553 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:00,325 Badowshky. 554 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,859 This I like. That's a new trick, Stu. 555 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,896 I got a few more of these in the car if you want. 556 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:08,033 I'm talking about one last hit. All right? 557 00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:09,300 You get your horse. 558 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:11,469 You get your car wash. You get some therapy. 559 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,071 How so? 560 00:31:13,138 --> 00:31:15,774 Ritchie found a gold mine. 561 00:31:15,841 --> 00:31:19,478 They are making casino chips in a warehouse by the busload. 562 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:22,448 So there's security. 563 00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:24,582 They got two guards. 564 00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:26,649 All right? I got in and out last night, no problem. 565 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:28,887 What if they're counterfeit? 566 00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:31,822 Listen to this... They look identical to me. 567 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:34,859 And the casino thought so, too. Uh-huh. 568 00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:36,095 Yeah. 569 00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:39,730 The smell of money like this makes my dick hard. 570 00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:42,333 Save it for your horse. 571 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:44,135 Hey! 572 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:46,038 So what's up, Eric? 573 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:49,041 I don't know, man. 574 00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:50,775 It's a little off-road for us, you know? 575 00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:54,513 You know what? 576 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,424 I'll hold on to that until you can think straight. 577 00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,484 Watch this. I want you to watch this carefully. 578 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:01,020 Yo, Alex. 579 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:03,688 Alex. So, what's up? I'm in. 580 00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:11,230 All right, all right. 581 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:12,863 All-white-meat chicken, no mayo, right? 582 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,866 Yeah, there's your Atkins burrito, tough guy. 583 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,971 So, uh, I got the skinny on Tara's new guy. 584 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:21,372 Is there a wallet? Yeah. 585 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,742 This guy I know says he knows his ex. 586 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:25,944 Dude, why are you so obsessed with his flow? 587 00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:29,080 Dude, 'cause he's a lawyer. He's got flow. So, what's his deal? 588 00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:32,917 Well, he's got a chronic breath problem. 589 00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:36,187 This kind of weird lactose thing. And he's got a cat. 590 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:39,225 What kind of guy has a cat? 591 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,060 The only thing, though. 592 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,794 Apparently, they say he's got a really... 593 00:32:45,196 --> 00:32:47,166 A really big dick. 594 00:32:48,899 --> 00:32:50,002 That's TMI. 595 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,106 Dude, that's not cool. 596 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:56,075 It's not cool that he's got a giant cock? 597 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:57,476 No. That's not cool. 598 00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:59,710 Can't you let a man have a giant cock? 599 00:32:59,777 --> 00:33:01,779 Is it, like, burrito big? 600 00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:04,350 Like, if this was his dick, 601 00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:05,994 he must have just gotten out of the pool. 602 00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:08,254 Right? 603 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,064 Dude, it's totally the money. Don't let him fuck with you. 604 00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:11,557 No, it's... It's definitely the money. 605 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,594 All right, Eric, jeez! 606 00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:20,431 Let me get a nutty cup. 607 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:21,776 - Get out of here. - Give me a nutty cup. 608 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,934 No way. How many you gonna eat? 609 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,072 Shut up! 610 00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:29,375 You ever think that maybe this guy ain't got shit? 611 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:31,909 What are you talking about? 612 00:33:31,976 --> 00:33:34,312 Like, what if he maxed out all his credit cards out 613 00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:36,282 just so he could get in her pants? 614 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,383 'Cause at the end of the day, what does she got? 615 00:33:39,151 --> 00:33:40,586 Nice stuff. 616 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:42,654 I mean, granted, it's really, really nice stuff. 617 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:44,123 Real nice stuff. 618 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,700 She's got, like, she's got some nice stuff, you know? 619 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:47,693 Nice. Oh, but, he bought her. 620 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,495 She's a stone in your shoe. 621 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:52,174 You need to make her a stone in your path. 622 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:53,699 Hmm, the Zen master say... 623 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:59,638 You can... You can totally knock it if you want to, 624 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,740 you know, but you get what you resist. 625 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:04,475 Quit trying to make everything perfect again. 626 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,579 And see what happens, dude. You get what you resist. It's true. 627 00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:08,723 It's true. All right, all right. 628 00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:10,481 I'll be sure to get the bumper sticker. 629 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:11,749 Wow, dude. 630 00:34:15,153 --> 00:34:17,456 When your lover shuts you out, 631 00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:19,225 give them their space. 632 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:21,627 Like a deer in an open prairie, 633 00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:24,730 they need their time away from the herd. 634 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:27,099 The most important thing to remember 635 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:30,236 is give them their time and space. 636 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:40,811 Okay. 637 00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:42,748 So where are we going to eat? 638 00:34:42,813 --> 00:34:44,750 Uh, I found this new place. 639 00:34:44,815 --> 00:34:46,860 But it's a surprise. So I'll be there in a few. 640 00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:48,419 Sounds good to me. 641 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,191 Oh, hold on a second, it's... 642 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,861 - Hello? - Hey, baby. 643 00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:01,633 What the hell was that? Uh, nothing. 644 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,603 Uh, listen. 645 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,080 I'm in neighborhood. I was just thinking I could drop by. 646 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,773 No, no, no! Listen, um, that's my mother on the other line. 647 00:35:08,839 --> 00:35:10,976 Let me call you right back. No, no, no. It's okay. 648 00:35:11,041 --> 00:35:13,041 I'm just around the corner. I'll be there in a few. 649 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,714 Hi, baby. Listen, um, 650 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:18,217 that was my mom. Sorry about that. 651 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:20,951 And my apartment is an absolute wreck. 652 00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:24,156 Um, is there any way maybe we could just meet at your place? 653 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:26,591 This is about what's-his-name, isn't it? 654 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:30,595 Now, I know you're highly creative, honey, 655 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:32,698 but don't go dreaming up scenarios in your head. 656 00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:34,965 Oh, let me get this straight. 657 00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:37,444 You want me to turn around, go back to my house and wait for you? 658 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:39,108 Yep. That's exactly what I want you to do. 659 00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:42,241 Oh, shit. 660 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,068 But I'm... I'm three minutes from your place. 661 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,313 Hey, baby. Hi! 662 00:35:47,378 --> 00:35:48,647 Can I come in? 663 00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:50,792 Actually, you know what? No. I was just gonna run out. 664 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,517 Uh-huh. You want some company? 665 00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:54,786 No, no. I'm just gonna go run some errands. 666 00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:56,154 Hmm. Yeah. 667 00:35:56,222 --> 00:35:58,589 Place looks nice. Pretty tidy. 668 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,625 Yeah. Finally picked up some of your good habits. 669 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:01,892 Where are my keys? 670 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,562 You sure you don't want company? 671 00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:07,799 Found 'em. Yeah. You know what? 672 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:09,368 Excuse me. Excuse me. 673 00:36:09,435 --> 00:36:12,538 Um, I'm just, you know, gonna go run some errands, 674 00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:14,740 just girl stuff, so. 675 00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:16,174 But maybe we could meet up later. 676 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,308 Huh. Okay. 677 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,143 What, you're seeing what's-his-name today? 678 00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:22,481 No, baby. Some of us actually work during the day. 679 00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,750 But I got you a little something. 680 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:29,555 Oh! How sweet. Thank you. 681 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,189 Okay. 682 00:36:35,461 --> 00:36:36,895 She wants to come back to me. 683 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:38,196 I could see it in her eyes. 684 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:40,332 What you saw in her eyes was fear. 685 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:43,735 And that is usually followed by a restraining order. 686 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:46,504 Okay, listen to me. I got this little trick. 687 00:36:46,571 --> 00:36:48,740 Whenever me and Kristen go at it, 688 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,810 I'll stop in mid-fight and I'll grab a hold of her, 689 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:53,944 and I'll hold her quietly until she's calm, 690 00:36:54,011 --> 00:36:57,783 and I'll be like, "Shh, shh, baby. Shh." 691 00:36:57,849 --> 00:37:00,786 And almost always, that'll stop the fight. 692 00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:03,288 I got it from this old Barry White song. 693 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:05,656 Hold your baby close until the lovemaking starts. 694 00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:10,962 Shut up. Shut up! 695 00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:12,330 Please. Please? 696 00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:16,901 Hey, baby. 697 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,669 Hey. Do you have a second? 698 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:22,139 You know what? No. I got... I got, like, you know, 699 00:37:22,206 --> 00:37:24,184 I don't even... I don't have a minute right now, 'cause of, 700 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:26,044 you know, we... We doing what we do. 701 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:29,079 Okay, just... Just one second, Stu, please. It's really important. 702 00:37:29,146 --> 00:37:31,283 Okay, well, whatever it is, it's gonna have to wait. 703 00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:34,585 'Cause it's the bottom of the ninth and, you know, we... 704 00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:37,488 Uh-oh! Home... Ah, home run! 705 00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:38,795 I'm gonna have to call you back. 706 00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:41,125 Yeah. I guess. 707 00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:52,404 Oh, look who's here. Stuart. Please, join us for our robbery. 708 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:55,205 Shut up, Mr. Freakin' Disco Van. All right? 709 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,319 Honestly, this disco ball is hot. The disco ball is hot? 710 00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:59,787 You didn't even know I'd come through with a car with a disco ball. 711 00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:02,079 What kind of shit is this, man? You got a disco ball. 712 00:38:02,146 --> 00:38:03,949 You got Yahweh hanging on the wall. 713 00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:06,717 Does it get funner than this, boys? Huh? 714 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:07,919 More fun. 715 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:11,822 Sorry. 716 00:38:13,223 --> 00:38:14,959 It's not a word. 717 00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:16,927 All right. Let's do this. 718 00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:18,864 All right, Alex. No screw-ups, all right? 719 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:20,298 Hey. 720 00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:21,876 Every two minutes, one's across the screen, 721 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,802 everything's cool, all right? 722 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:25,770 Two's, we hit the deck. 723 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:29,107 Three's, we bail. I got it. I know this shit. 724 00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:31,853 That's all right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Stu. 725 00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:33,744 Be very careful. That is an electric fence, 726 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:36,113 if you do not notice. Hold this. 727 00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:39,617 You guys are very lucky you have a professional like me 728 00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:41,487 taking care of this situation. 729 00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:44,356 I learned all about this shit in junior college. 730 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,223 It's all about the currents. 731 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:47,658 Ooh, see? Scary. 732 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:51,430 You wanna make sure you got the positive with the positive, 733 00:38:51,497 --> 00:38:52,964 and the negative with the negative 734 00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:55,199 or you don't know what the hell's gonna happen. 735 00:38:55,265 --> 00:38:57,465 Yeah, my man Pedro told me the whole story about some guy 736 00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:59,871 doing some shit like that. He died! 737 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,339 And that's why I did my homework before I came here, 738 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,142 to make sure that everything went smoothly. 739 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:07,277 Oh, God! Oh, God! 740 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,723 Nah, I'm messing with you guys. It's cool. 741 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:10,667 Well, that shit ain't funny. All right, all right. 742 00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:14,619 Good luck, boys. 743 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,663 Yeah? 744 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,097 What are you wearing? 745 00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:29,367 Oh, that's some... Hey, Bruno! 746 00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:31,903 Jeez, Carmine. 747 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:34,573 Ah, you scared the shit out of me, man. 748 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,841 Come on, I could have blown your brains out. 749 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:38,175 Now, get back to your post. 750 00:39:39,309 --> 00:39:40,310 Shit. 751 00:39:41,345 --> 00:39:43,014 Baby? I... 752 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:46,684 I know. I'm... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I will never... I... 753 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:48,420 I would never put you on hold. 754 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:09,941 Yeah. 755 00:40:16,346 --> 00:40:18,584 You want a piece of me? Huh? Come and get it. 756 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:32,196 This is it. 757 00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:35,399 This is it? Of course it is. 758 00:40:40,170 --> 00:40:41,640 Oh, my God. 759 00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:43,240 You need a little carwash money? 760 00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:01,092 What time is it? Oh, shit. 761 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:06,798 Hold on, hold on. 762 00:41:09,066 --> 00:41:10,335 Shit. Who is it? 763 00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:13,904 It's Tara. Don't answer it. 764 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,707 Don't answer it. Don't... Don't you dare. 765 00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:17,508 And don't you even. Don't. Excuse me. 766 00:41:17,575 --> 00:41:18,743 Yeah. 767 00:41:20,512 --> 00:41:22,280 What do you mean, "Yeah"? 768 00:41:22,347 --> 00:41:24,049 I can't talk. I'll call you later. 769 00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,517 I'm sorry, it's... What? 770 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:27,384 What do you mean, you can't talk? I'm trying... 771 00:41:27,918 --> 00:41:28,953 Okay. 772 00:41:32,456 --> 00:41:34,536 That's probably the best thing you've ever done for your relationship, man. 773 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,320 You have officially become my hero. 774 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:47,105 We're good. 775 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,806 Your bag, sir. Thank you, sir. 776 00:41:51,142 --> 00:41:54,311 She can leave a message. She can leave a message. 777 00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:56,747 All right. Done. 778 00:41:56,814 --> 00:41:59,349 Ah. Feels good, don't it? 779 00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:01,596 Oh, 'cause you're in front of your friends, you're not gonna answer. 780 00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:04,022 Huh, Mr. Big Guy? Mmm-hmm. 781 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:06,858 Okay. Play games? Play. That's fine. 782 00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:08,860 You know what that is sagging between your legs? 783 00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:10,762 Your nuts. You just became a man. 784 00:42:10,829 --> 00:42:12,162 They've dropped. 785 00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:31,949 Holy shit! 786 00:42:35,621 --> 00:42:37,363 You know what? Now might be a good time to go! 787 00:42:37,387 --> 00:42:38,455 You think? 788 00:42:44,461 --> 00:42:45,607 God, did you see that safe? 789 00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:46,931 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. 790 00:42:55,806 --> 00:42:57,007 Hey, Bruno, I got 'em. 791 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:58,235 All right, I'm coming around. 792 00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:01,112 Shit! 793 00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:02,379 Split up! 794 00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:10,488 Oh, man. Kristen's gonna freak. 795 00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:12,924 Tara's gonna flip. 796 00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:18,729 Jeez! 797 00:43:18,796 --> 00:43:21,900 Carmine, not too fast. Not too fast. I got a date tonight, all right? 798 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,702 This is gonna be great! 799 00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:25,870 Carmine? Easy! 800 00:43:26,804 --> 00:43:27,805 Just brace yourself! 801 00:43:28,438 --> 00:43:29,439 Jeez! 802 00:43:43,254 --> 00:43:44,488 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 803 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:52,997 Hey! 804 00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:05,744 Oh, shit! 805 00:44:08,578 --> 00:44:10,949 Come on. Come on. Pick up. 806 00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:20,991 Hey, girls. You were beautiful last night. 807 00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:24,361 Let's see how well you play today, huh? 808 00:44:24,428 --> 00:44:25,764 So, we don't know where Bruno is. 809 00:44:25,831 --> 00:44:27,665 Oh, no, we checked. But, uh, nothing yet. 810 00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:29,299 But he's not with that new girlfriend? 811 00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:31,236 Uh, don't know. 812 00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:33,579 And do we know who these, uh, these punks are and who they're working for? 813 00:44:33,603 --> 00:44:36,506 Well, not yet. But we got a cell phone. 814 00:44:36,573 --> 00:44:38,944 A cell phone? What does that matter? 815 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:40,644 Hi. Hello, baby. 816 00:44:52,489 --> 00:44:54,158 What about my safe? 817 00:44:54,225 --> 00:44:56,126 The safe? It's good. I checked. 818 00:44:58,162 --> 00:45:01,031 Did you take care of the thing with that guy? 819 00:45:01,098 --> 00:45:02,700 What, the thing, with the thing? 820 00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:06,337 I took care of that. 821 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:09,741 Well, of course he's, you know, doing a little thing with the thing. 822 00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:12,810 Good. Good. Good. 823 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,579 Okay. 824 00:45:14,644 --> 00:45:18,750 So, this guy, he's shooting lookout for his buddies and they get away. 825 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:23,288 But, all they got was 100 grand's worth. 826 00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:24,922 Hey, don't say it like that. 827 00:45:24,989 --> 00:45:27,292 Used to be 100 grand was 100 grand. 828 00:45:27,357 --> 00:45:28,358 Yeah, well. 829 00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:31,396 There is one other thing, boss. 830 00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:37,034 Yeah, take it. Spit it out. 831 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,704 It has to do, uh, concerning with Bruno. 832 00:45:41,638 --> 00:45:42,874 What about Bruno? 833 00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:45,911 Well, last week's numbers? 834 00:45:45,976 --> 00:45:47,144 They were off a few grand. 835 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,116 You know, you got Bruno and you got the new girlfriend, and Bruno, 836 00:45:52,182 --> 00:45:53,617 and you got the new girlfriend, 837 00:45:53,683 --> 00:45:55,585 and Bruno with the new, you know, 838 00:45:55,652 --> 00:45:58,523 with the girlfriend, he's thinking of buying... Okay. Okay. 839 00:45:59,723 --> 00:46:00,859 All right! 840 00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:08,533 Where is this lookout? Bring him out. 841 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,502 Fellas. Let's go. 842 00:46:21,346 --> 00:46:22,780 Kid. 843 00:46:22,848 --> 00:46:25,450 You better start talking, and talking fast. 844 00:46:25,516 --> 00:46:26,917 Right. Fast, right now. 845 00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:29,753 Not getting nothin' out of me. 846 00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:31,421 I have an idea. 847 00:46:31,488 --> 00:46:35,560 Uh, why don't I start by getting your spleen out of you? 848 00:46:39,596 --> 00:46:41,499 Now you tell me who you're with. 849 00:46:42,099 --> 00:46:43,700 Ooh. Ooh! 850 00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:47,873 Pretty Boy! 851 00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:52,343 Pretty Boy! 852 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:06,723 Good for you! Shit! 853 00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:08,625 Oh, God! 854 00:47:09,559 --> 00:47:11,329 All right! 855 00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,899 I was with my friends, Stu and Eric. 856 00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:15,933 Who the hell are Stu and Eric? 857 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,970 Known 'em since Mrs. Pomerantz's eighth-grade biology class. 858 00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:21,305 You're kiddin' me, right? 859 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,846 Hey? That's what you get. 860 00:47:30,081 --> 00:47:31,281 You know what? 861 00:47:32,717 --> 00:47:33,718 You're right. 862 00:47:34,818 --> 00:47:37,154 Miss Pinsky taught biology. 863 00:47:37,221 --> 00:47:39,958 Pomerantz taught social studies. 864 00:47:40,025 --> 00:47:41,927 My bad. I got confused. 865 00:47:50,734 --> 00:47:52,570 Alex, what the hell? What the hell? 866 00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:53,638 Who is this? 867 00:47:54,338 --> 00:47:56,106 Who's this? 868 00:47:56,173 --> 00:48:00,344 This is the proprietor of the establishment that you ripped off last night! 869 00:48:00,411 --> 00:48:01,913 What are you talking about? 870 00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:04,414 What am I talking about? 871 00:48:06,451 --> 00:48:07,985 Oh! 872 00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:10,054 Hold me, honey. 873 00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:14,024 It is all fun and games, isn't it? 874 00:48:14,091 --> 00:48:16,794 Until someone gets fitted for a new glass eye! 875 00:48:18,162 --> 00:48:19,497 They got Alex. 876 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:22,968 Uh, well, uh, before I kill your buddy here, 877 00:48:23,033 --> 00:48:25,270 I would just like to know a few things. 878 00:48:27,472 --> 00:48:29,007 Ow! 879 00:48:29,941 --> 00:48:32,109 You know what? Okay. 880 00:48:33,877 --> 00:48:36,614 Hey. Hey. Hey. How're you doin'? 881 00:48:36,681 --> 00:48:38,516 Ah! 882 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:39,584 Ah! 883 00:48:39,649 --> 00:48:42,120 That's right! 884 00:48:42,187 --> 00:48:44,122 You guys are screwed. 885 00:48:44,189 --> 00:48:47,625 You are so screwed. Do you have any idea who I am? 886 00:48:47,692 --> 00:48:49,927 Oh, my God. They got Bruno! 887 00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:52,229 Hit him. 888 00:48:52,296 --> 00:48:53,297 Hit him. 889 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,501 Hit him again! Ow! 890 00:48:56,567 --> 00:48:59,537 Oh! Oh! 891 00:48:59,604 --> 00:49:01,206 That's my shoe! 892 00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:02,939 That's twice! That's twice you hit him! Hit him again! Hit him! 893 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,342 - Ooh! Oh! - Wait a minute. 894 00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:07,845 Hold on. No. No, you hold on! 895 00:49:08,579 --> 00:49:09,613 Hold on. 896 00:49:09,981 --> 00:49:11,516 Bruno. 897 00:49:11,581 --> 00:49:15,219 Bruno, that skimming bastard. 898 00:49:15,286 --> 00:49:18,523 I ought to let him rot. But his mother would kill me. 899 00:49:18,588 --> 00:49:20,325 You gotta breathe, Frank, please. 900 00:49:20,390 --> 00:49:21,634 We all want you to stick around a little while. 901 00:49:21,658 --> 00:49:23,128 Breathe. I am gonna smack you. 902 00:49:24,195 --> 00:49:25,362 I'm on hold. 903 00:49:27,765 --> 00:49:29,899 Well, you could always put 'em to work. 904 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,536 What do you mean? 905 00:49:31,601 --> 00:49:34,839 Well, they stole the chips from the Palms batch. Right? 906 00:49:34,904 --> 00:49:38,208 Right. So, they cash 'em in. Call it a trial run. 907 00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:40,011 Hello? 908 00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:45,516 I'm still holding. 909 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:48,352 The Palms, yes. They have serious security there. 910 00:49:51,056 --> 00:49:52,623 Okay! 911 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:55,560 I want some answers. 912 00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:59,564 For starters, I wanna know who you are and how you found out about my warehouse. 913 00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:02,299 Who we are is inconsequential. 914 00:50:02,366 --> 00:50:06,237 Inconsequential. You listen to me, you college prick! 915 00:50:07,272 --> 00:50:09,774 All right. Jesus! 916 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,708 What does that prove? 917 00:50:11,775 --> 00:50:13,844 I can't believe this. I've got a college degree! 918 00:50:13,911 --> 00:50:14,912 Who doesn't? 919 00:50:20,984 --> 00:50:23,853 You want me to shoot him? Right here? Right now? 920 00:50:27,924 --> 00:50:29,327 Hold on. 921 00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:31,461 Nobody needs to get shot, all right? 922 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:32,563 Nobody needs to get shot. 923 00:50:32,630 --> 00:50:33,797 Just calm down! 924 00:50:33,863 --> 00:50:36,866 Nobody comes to rip Frank Santino off 925 00:50:36,933 --> 00:50:39,237 who doesn't go away with something broken. 926 00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:41,371 Frank, Frank, stress. 927 00:50:41,438 --> 00:50:42,748 It's the silent killer. I gotta break somebody's head. 928 00:50:42,772 --> 00:50:44,675 I am gonna break somebody's head! 929 00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:46,711 Please. Take it easy. Please, Franco. 930 00:50:48,478 --> 00:50:49,614 Frank Santino. 931 00:50:51,348 --> 00:50:53,184 That's right, you little bitches! 932 00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:56,654 Frank Santino. You little bitches! 933 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:03,660 Breathe. 934 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:07,497 Mr. Santino. 935 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,634 All right. Now you listen to me. 936 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:12,036 Here's what you're gonna do. 937 00:51:12,102 --> 00:51:16,173 I want you to cash in the 100 grand 938 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,774 that you stole from me! 939 00:51:18,943 --> 00:51:20,445 I'm sorry, what? 940 00:51:20,510 --> 00:51:24,348 I want you to meet me at the, uh, Roadside Diner 941 00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:26,716 the day after tomorrow at noon. 942 00:51:26,783 --> 00:51:29,587 And bring the cash. You got it? 943 00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:37,262 Oh, God! 944 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:40,798 Don't screw it up. 945 00:51:48,806 --> 00:51:50,974 I need a moment. 946 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,110 I need a moment. I need a moment. I need a moment. 947 00:51:53,178 --> 00:51:54,911 You think maybe I could use the phone? 948 00:51:55,479 --> 00:51:57,080 Call my girl? 949 00:51:57,148 --> 00:52:00,584 Thanks to you assholes, I missed a date with her. 950 00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:04,188 Now I gotta lie to her about why I didn't show last night. 951 00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:07,992 Then I gotta put up with her grillin' me. 952 00:52:08,057 --> 00:52:10,437 Just tell her you were in a car accident. You got the bruises. 953 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,963 Yeah, I was thinking car accident, too. 954 00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:14,231 Right. 955 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:15,866 - Go for the sympathy. - Right. 956 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:18,536 Maybe then she'll stop riding me about another big night out. 957 00:52:19,704 --> 00:52:21,471 She's one of those. 958 00:52:21,538 --> 00:52:23,407 Of course she's one of those. What do you think? 959 00:52:26,042 --> 00:52:28,345 Why, you got a ball-buster, too? 960 00:52:28,412 --> 00:52:30,448 Uh-huh. That's, uh... 961 00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:31,781 Uh-huh. 962 00:52:31,848 --> 00:52:33,150 ...putting it mildly. 963 00:52:33,218 --> 00:52:35,286 Of course I love you! Man. 964 00:52:35,353 --> 00:52:38,723 What guy hasn't had his life ruined by some girl? 965 00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:40,123 Answer me that. 966 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:42,327 Baby, this is some bull... I... 967 00:52:42,392 --> 00:52:45,363 I can't understand you when you speak that Spanish shit to me! 968 00:52:49,566 --> 00:52:50,900 You guys like the ponies, huh? 969 00:52:53,704 --> 00:52:56,173 Does the word "shallow grave" mean something to you? 970 00:52:56,241 --> 00:52:57,775 Yeah. Yeah. 971 00:52:57,842 --> 00:53:00,043 Yeah? Yeah? I understand all that. 972 00:53:00,109 --> 00:53:01,178 You understand that? Yeah. 973 00:53:02,546 --> 00:53:04,026 Hey, you got a racing card over there? 974 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,182 Yeah, why? 975 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,616 Yeah, why? 976 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:09,086 You got a horse there named Hidden Assets racing? 977 00:53:09,152 --> 00:53:10,555 Hidden Assets? Yeah. 978 00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:11,621 What about him? 979 00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:16,360 Yeah. He's racing out of Gate 6 in the 11th. 980 00:53:19,329 --> 00:53:21,198 You got a bookie? 981 00:53:21,266 --> 00:53:22,700 You think I might have a bookie? 982 00:53:22,767 --> 00:53:25,202 I just... I had a thing. 983 00:53:25,270 --> 00:53:27,272 You got a thing? I got a thing. 984 00:53:27,337 --> 00:53:28,472 He's got a thing! 985 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:30,241 Hello? 986 00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:38,548 I gotta leave. 987 00:53:40,985 --> 00:53:42,151 Kristen. 988 00:53:43,587 --> 00:53:44,654 Pussy. 989 00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:45,790 All right. 990 00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:46,857 If you gotta go. 991 00:53:46,924 --> 00:53:48,225 I gotta go. 992 00:53:48,293 --> 00:53:49,092 All right. Hey, don't forget. We gotta move him. 993 00:53:49,158 --> 00:53:50,395 I know. I know. I know. 994 00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:51,461 All right. 995 00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:54,631 What's up with the Pringles? 996 00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:58,803 These? Alex bought 'em. 997 00:54:00,604 --> 00:54:01,671 For what? 998 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,842 Storage. 999 00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:07,043 Right, right. 1000 00:54:07,111 --> 00:54:08,313 One second, man. 1001 00:54:09,314 --> 00:54:12,082 Guess who? Don't do it. 1002 00:54:12,149 --> 00:54:13,517 Don't do it. Just don't do it. 1003 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:14,619 Yeah. 1004 00:54:14,684 --> 00:54:17,521 "Yeah"? Is that how you answer your phone? 1005 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:18,788 What do you want? 1006 00:54:19,389 --> 00:54:21,359 What do I want? 1007 00:54:21,426 --> 00:54:24,227 I... Is that how you talk to me now? 1008 00:54:24,295 --> 00:54:25,796 Can I help you with something? 1009 00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,897 What's the matter? You busy? 1010 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,401 I need to see you. 1011 00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:35,672 I locked myself out of my apartment. 1012 00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:38,376 Um... 1013 00:54:38,443 --> 00:54:39,877 So, can you come now? 1014 00:54:42,011 --> 00:54:43,146 Okay. 1015 00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:46,015 Good. 1016 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,156 Tell me you're not meeting her. 1017 00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:57,694 It sounded urgent, man. 1018 00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:01,298 When isn't it urgent? 1019 00:55:01,366 --> 00:55:02,776 I'm just gonna go see her for a few minutes, all right? 1020 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:03,300 No big deal. 1021 00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:05,235 You watch him while I'm gone. 1022 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:06,679 I'll watch him when you go see Kristen. 1023 00:55:08,506 --> 00:55:10,750 Fuck that. Call her back and tell her you'll meet her on your terms, man. 1024 00:55:10,774 --> 00:55:11,975 You got the power. 1025 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,778 I still got the power. You got the power? 1026 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,080 I got an idea for cashing out. 1027 00:55:23,488 --> 00:55:26,424 Whoo-hoo! Who's your granddaddy? 1028 00:55:26,491 --> 00:55:27,892 Whoo-hoo! 1029 00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:29,994 Yeah! Oh, hold on, hon. 1030 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:31,929 Don't stop... Don't answer. 1031 00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:33,130 No! 1032 00:55:34,297 --> 00:55:36,299 No. 1033 00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:38,403 Oh, this better be good. 1034 00:55:40,605 --> 00:55:42,873 I'll be with you in a minute, honey. 1035 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:44,875 Yeah. Hello. Carmen, it's Eric. 1036 00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:46,977 Bad timing. 1037 00:55:47,044 --> 00:55:48,513 I need your help. Yeah. 1038 00:55:59,957 --> 00:56:01,658 Okay, girls, remember. 1039 00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:05,395 We play a couple of hands and then we cash out. 1040 00:56:19,142 --> 00:56:20,644 Stay out of the men's room. 1041 00:56:30,187 --> 00:56:31,388 No racing. 1042 00:56:48,738 --> 00:56:51,408 What's the matter? Lawyer wasn't available? 1043 00:56:51,476 --> 00:56:53,944 No, as a matter of fact, he was not. 1044 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:56,646 But I got in anyway. 1045 00:56:58,281 --> 00:56:59,416 Come in. 1046 00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:02,886 Take your shirt off. 1047 00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:06,390 What is up with you? Wait. Wait! 1048 00:57:06,456 --> 00:57:08,959 Don't you think we should talk? Uh, no. 1049 00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:10,393 Uh. 1050 00:57:17,234 --> 00:57:19,368 And away they go! 1051 00:57:30,714 --> 00:57:31,816 Do it. Now? 1052 00:57:31,881 --> 00:57:33,117 Yeah, do it. 1053 00:57:41,390 --> 00:57:43,160 Move it! 1054 00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:46,163 Make your move! Show me them assets. Show me them assets, baby! 1055 00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:48,932 Come on! Move it! Yeah! 1056 00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:54,471 Move it! 1057 00:58:00,443 --> 00:58:01,746 Go! 1058 00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:07,317 Move it, you bastard! 1059 00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:12,689 Ah! 1060 00:58:12,756 --> 00:58:14,367 ...Holland finishing third, 1061 00:58:14,391 --> 00:58:16,561 and they're followed by Stowmeyer, Sweet Baby, 1062 00:58:16,626 --> 00:58:19,095 Tinseltown and Lovely Dowdy, and way in the back, 1063 00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:21,464 bringing up the rear, is Hidden Asset. 1064 00:58:37,446 --> 00:58:39,126 You guys want some action on the next race? 1065 00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:43,853 Thanks, it's been... It's been a stressful day. 1066 00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:46,190 Tell me about it. 1067 00:58:48,257 --> 00:58:50,894 Tara? We need to talk. 1068 00:58:52,096 --> 00:58:53,130 Yeah, maybe later. 1069 00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:54,831 You know what? I gotta get goin'. 1070 00:58:54,898 --> 00:58:56,066 Wait! 1071 00:58:58,135 --> 00:59:00,137 What are you doing? 1072 00:59:02,471 --> 00:59:05,175 Yeah. Okay. I really do gotta get going. 1073 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:08,312 Okay. Thanks. That was fun. Fun! 1074 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:09,747 Fun. 1075 00:59:09,814 --> 00:59:11,248 Barry White. 1076 00:59:15,452 --> 00:59:16,453 Honey? 1077 00:59:17,687 --> 00:59:18,789 Hey, honey! 1078 00:59:18,856 --> 00:59:19,857 Yeah? 1079 00:59:19,924 --> 00:59:21,859 Hey, come here. Do me a favor? 1080 00:59:23,259 --> 00:59:24,994 Drop that off at the cleaners for me. 1081 00:59:27,131 --> 00:59:28,197 Thanks. 1082 00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:31,768 Sure. 1083 00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:34,904 The mosquito has 47 teeth. Truth or fib? 1084 00:59:36,206 --> 00:59:38,108 Fib. No, that's actually true. 1085 00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:40,210 A mosquito doesn't have any teeth. 1086 00:59:40,277 --> 00:59:43,247 But when it bites you, it has to pierce the skin. It's not like a... 1087 00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:46,684 That was quick. Yeah. 1088 00:59:47,284 --> 00:59:48,417 Your turn. 1089 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:51,255 Babe, what's up? 1090 00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:54,258 What's up? What's up? 1091 00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:57,127 I don't have a lot of time. What's up? 1092 00:59:57,194 --> 00:59:58,962 You don't have a lot of time, Stuart? 1093 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,132 Make some time! 1094 01:00:04,835 --> 01:00:05,836 Ow! 1095 01:00:16,013 --> 01:00:17,380 Hey, these are baby names! 1096 01:00:21,050 --> 01:00:22,251 Ow! Hey, um, 1097 01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:25,622 I'm sorry about that, you know. 1098 01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:27,757 Nah, don't worry about it. All right? 1099 01:00:27,824 --> 01:00:30,294 I know you guys are in a bit of a bind here. 1100 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,596 It's clear you've never done anything like this before. 1101 01:00:33,664 --> 01:00:36,667 Yeah. And you know what? 1102 01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:39,336 You didn't enjoy hitting me when you could have. 1103 01:00:39,403 --> 01:00:40,905 And you know what else? 1104 01:00:40,970 --> 01:00:43,273 I got a lot of respect for the two of you 1105 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:47,277 for sticking together and waiting to make this exchange to get your boy out. 1106 01:00:49,112 --> 01:00:50,848 That's a big deal. 1107 01:00:50,915 --> 01:00:53,350 You know, I ain't got anybody like that in my life. 1108 01:00:53,417 --> 01:00:55,419 Real friends. 1109 01:00:55,484 --> 01:00:57,922 You know what? Let me give you a piece of advice. 1110 01:01:00,925 --> 01:01:03,660 When you guys go in there to make this deal with my uncle, 1111 01:01:05,428 --> 01:01:06,696 don't wear the pink dress. 1112 01:01:08,597 --> 01:01:13,937 Hey! If he senses the tiniest little bit of fear out of you, 1113 01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:16,006 you guys ain't gonna see your buddy again. 1114 01:01:16,073 --> 01:01:17,707 I'm not shitting you. Oh, man. 1115 01:01:17,774 --> 01:01:20,109 You gotta think about 1116 01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:24,580 the most pissed-off your girl ever made you. 1117 01:01:24,647 --> 01:01:27,684 No. Think about walking in on her 1118 01:01:28,853 --> 01:01:31,355 banging this new guy. 1119 01:01:31,421 --> 01:01:33,690 You think about that, and you go in there 1120 01:01:33,758 --> 01:01:36,326 and you put on the biggest tough-guy act you can. 1121 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:38,027 Okay. Let me see your tough-guy face. 1122 01:01:38,763 --> 01:01:40,429 What? 1123 01:01:40,496 --> 01:01:41,698 Your tough-guy face. 1124 01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:44,301 All right. Uh... 1125 01:01:50,139 --> 01:01:51,275 No, like this. 1126 01:01:53,277 --> 01:01:54,610 Oh, okay. 1127 01:01:54,677 --> 01:01:56,445 Okay, now give me a grunt with it. 1128 01:01:57,314 --> 01:01:58,315 Okay. 1129 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,056 What, are you trying to scare a bunch of Girl Scouts? 1130 01:02:06,122 --> 01:02:07,691 Come on! 1131 01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:09,025 Watch and learn. 1132 01:02:14,931 --> 01:02:16,533 Oh, that's good. 1133 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,202 Now do it. Okay, okay. Um... 1134 01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:25,985 That's good. It's a little pussy, but I like it. 1135 01:02:26,009 --> 01:02:28,878 All right. 1136 01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:30,155 How are you feeling? 1137 01:02:30,179 --> 01:02:33,617 I'm so good right now. I'm so good. 1138 01:02:33,682 --> 01:02:35,886 Are you sure? Yes. 1139 01:02:35,953 --> 01:02:37,553 Tell me it's gonna be okay. 1140 01:02:38,687 --> 01:02:40,457 It's gonna be okay. 1141 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,333 You don't have to... It's gonna be okay. 1142 01:02:50,968 --> 01:02:52,369 It's gonna be okay. 1143 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,070 Uh-huh. 1144 01:02:54,137 --> 01:02:55,704 Mmm. 1145 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,942 I love you. I love you, too. 1146 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:00,743 Yeah! 1147 01:03:00,811 --> 01:03:03,780 Oh! Whoa! Whoo! 1148 01:03:05,749 --> 01:03:06,917 Oh! Ah! 1149 01:03:09,553 --> 01:03:11,621 Give me a hard eight! 1150 01:03:11,688 --> 01:03:12,789 A little Viagra, too. 1151 01:03:12,857 --> 01:03:15,992 And some K-Y. 1152 01:03:16,059 --> 01:03:19,196 Come on, baby. Mama needs new shoes. 1153 01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:23,667 Whoo-hoo! 1154 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,669 Whoo! 1155 01:03:25,734 --> 01:03:27,937 Oh. 1156 01:03:28,004 --> 01:03:29,606 Hello? 1157 01:03:29,673 --> 01:03:32,051 Carmen, what's going on? You were supposed to call me an hour ago. 1158 01:03:32,075 --> 01:03:33,076 Oh, Eric. 1159 01:03:33,142 --> 01:03:34,879 Darling, is that you? 1160 01:03:34,944 --> 01:03:37,246 Oh, uh, I can hardly hear you, honey. 1161 01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:39,950 How is our little operation coming along? 1162 01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:43,786 Oh! Fan-friggin'-tastic. 1163 01:03:43,854 --> 01:03:45,455 I just hit eight the hard way 1164 01:03:45,522 --> 01:03:47,324 and I'm doubling up behind the line. 1165 01:03:47,391 --> 01:03:48,993 No, no, no, no! You're gambling? 1166 01:03:49,058 --> 01:03:51,260 Oh, listen, Eric, I gotta go. 1167 01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:53,138 I'll have a friend bring you the cash in the morning. 1168 01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:54,563 Wait, what? 1169 01:03:54,630 --> 01:03:56,500 I'll hit ya later, okay, sweetheart? Bye. 1170 01:03:56,565 --> 01:03:58,602 No! Carmen? 1171 01:03:58,667 --> 01:04:00,370 Okay. Kiss 'em, baby. 1172 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,009 You wanna get out of here? 1173 01:04:12,716 --> 01:04:16,552 No, no, there's a huge difference between courtship and relationship. 1174 01:04:16,619 --> 01:04:18,188 Yeah. 1175 01:04:18,255 --> 01:04:21,591 When you're courting, she's the only thing you can think about. Right? 1176 01:04:21,658 --> 01:04:23,928 Uh-huh. I mean, you jump through any hoop, 1177 01:04:23,993 --> 01:04:26,230 you blow off your friends, 1178 01:04:26,295 --> 01:04:32,135 you pretend to like stuff that you would never like. Opera, poetry, flowers 1179 01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:34,038 and French and shit like that. 1180 01:04:34,104 --> 01:04:35,539 Yeah, I know. 1181 01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:38,375 But when you start getting it steady, 1182 01:04:38,442 --> 01:04:39,944 then all of a sudden something snaps 1183 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:41,878 and you don't want it at all anymore. 1184 01:04:41,946 --> 01:04:43,880 She's trying to get all frisky on you, 1185 01:04:43,948 --> 01:04:48,085 and you'd rather be watching some college basketball game 1186 01:04:48,152 --> 01:04:50,887 between two schools you ain't even heard of before. 1187 01:04:50,955 --> 01:04:53,657 Yeah. That's true. So, what school do you guys go to? 1188 01:04:53,722 --> 01:04:55,624 School? 1189 01:04:55,691 --> 01:04:58,095 Yeah. Listen, we're not interested, you little trollops. 1190 01:05:00,597 --> 01:05:03,832 Ooh. The one behind them is checking you out, though. 1191 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,101 Hey, let me ask you something. 1192 01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:06,470 Hmm? 1193 01:05:06,536 --> 01:05:09,372 What do you tell a girl when she asks you what you do? 1194 01:05:09,439 --> 01:05:12,142 I mix it up. As long as it sounds professional. 1195 01:05:13,509 --> 01:05:14,711 Yeah. 1196 01:05:14,778 --> 01:05:18,315 Hmm. She is checking you out. 1197 01:05:18,382 --> 01:05:21,750 Oh, she's... Here she comes. She's comin'. 1198 01:05:21,817 --> 01:05:23,052 Hi. 1199 01:05:23,119 --> 01:05:25,121 Hello. I'm Angie. 1200 01:05:25,188 --> 01:05:27,756 Hello, Angie. I'm Bruno. This is Eric. 1201 01:05:29,258 --> 01:05:30,294 Hi. 1202 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,964 Uh, Angie, would you like to, uh, sit down? 1203 01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:35,465 No. I'm okay. 1204 01:05:40,236 --> 01:05:42,405 The diary. You write in it? 1205 01:05:44,008 --> 01:05:45,341 The racetrack. 1206 01:05:47,376 --> 01:05:49,013 You look different. 1207 01:05:50,379 --> 01:05:51,481 Thanks. 1208 01:05:53,249 --> 01:05:55,119 So, um, how'd you guys do that day? 1209 01:05:55,184 --> 01:05:57,621 Well, my buddy hit a long shot named Hidden Asset. 1210 01:05:58,522 --> 01:05:59,990 You bet on that horse? 1211 01:06:00,057 --> 01:06:01,491 Yeah, why? 1212 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:02,758 That was our first win. 1213 01:06:03,826 --> 01:06:05,161 Are you a gambler? 1214 01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:06,930 She's one of my father's horses. 1215 01:06:06,996 --> 01:06:09,233 Oh. Daddy has horses. 1216 01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:13,169 So, what do you do? 1217 01:06:13,236 --> 01:06:15,705 Oh, uh, uh, my man here is a professional, uh... 1218 01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:16,873 Masseur. 1219 01:06:16,940 --> 01:06:18,674 I'm a professional masseur. 1220 01:06:19,408 --> 01:06:20,809 Masseur. 1221 01:06:23,013 --> 01:06:24,714 Let me see those hands. 1222 01:06:27,584 --> 01:06:28,652 Really? 1223 01:06:28,718 --> 01:06:29,853 Really? 1224 01:06:29,918 --> 01:06:31,355 Really. 1225 01:06:39,795 --> 01:06:42,199 So, uh, did you ever write in that diary? 1226 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:45,468 Not yet. 1227 01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:48,437 You will. You just need to be inspired. 1228 01:06:50,074 --> 01:06:52,076 Speaking of inspiration, 1229 01:06:52,142 --> 01:06:53,610 I'll just leave you guys here. 1230 01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:54,678 Okay. 1231 01:06:56,845 --> 01:06:58,515 So, Eric. 1232 01:06:58,582 --> 01:07:00,749 Well, consider this a hall pass! 1233 01:08:43,018 --> 01:08:44,888 Just give me two minutes to explain. 1234 01:08:47,423 --> 01:08:48,591 What the hell is that? 1235 01:08:49,057 --> 01:08:50,092 God! 1236 01:08:50,959 --> 01:08:52,229 That's part of it. 1237 01:08:53,429 --> 01:08:56,064 Jesus. Shut the door. 1238 01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,144 How do you feel right now? 1239 01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:12,315 I feel good. 1240 01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:16,953 I mean, do you feel any guilt about what just happened? 1241 01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:21,725 No. 1242 01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:23,660 I feel good. 1243 01:09:32,601 --> 01:09:35,003 Remember this feeling. 1244 01:09:35,070 --> 01:09:37,606 You're that much closer to being over her. 1245 01:09:42,246 --> 01:09:43,546 It's funny. 1246 01:09:44,714 --> 01:09:47,115 Guys only begin to feel when it's over. 1247 01:09:50,085 --> 01:09:51,420 We were in a fight 1248 01:09:52,655 --> 01:09:56,024 and I called him an asshole. 1249 01:09:56,091 --> 01:09:57,426 He had this look on his face 1250 01:09:57,493 --> 01:09:59,296 like I'd just complimented him. 1251 01:10:01,163 --> 01:10:03,131 He thought he was a cool asshole, you know? 1252 01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:08,437 Something just changed right there. 1253 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,676 That feeling just left me. 1254 01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:26,456 I guess you have to be careful who you fall in love with. 1255 01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:29,191 "With whom" you fall in love. 1256 01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:09,766 Oh, yeah. 1257 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:12,736 Oh, yeah. 1258 01:11:16,740 --> 01:11:18,807 Oh, baby. 1259 01:11:18,874 --> 01:11:21,144 Oh. Uh-huh. 1260 01:11:39,429 --> 01:11:40,529 Yes? 1261 01:11:40,596 --> 01:11:41,931 You Eric Pernalis? 1262 01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:44,199 Maybe. 1263 01:11:48,604 --> 01:11:50,105 Um... 1264 01:11:50,172 --> 01:11:52,576 I'm sorry to disturb you. 1265 01:11:55,711 --> 01:11:57,080 It's not what you think. Anyway, 1266 01:11:57,145 --> 01:11:58,590 it's just a guy I know. I mean, a friend. 1267 01:11:58,614 --> 01:11:59,615 It's okay. 1268 01:12:01,149 --> 01:12:02,352 Does this belong to you? 1269 01:12:06,790 --> 01:12:08,324 Looks familiar. 1270 01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:11,361 Carmen sent this for you. 1271 01:12:20,102 --> 01:12:23,271 Will one of you guys say somethin' or turn the radio on 1272 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:24,973 or somethin'? Jeez. 1273 01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:29,345 You're gonna have to go in there without me, man. 1274 01:12:29,413 --> 01:12:30,714 No, man, we shoot for it. 1275 01:12:31,581 --> 01:12:32,849 Not this time. 1276 01:12:34,083 --> 01:12:35,751 Wanna tell me what's going on? 1277 01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:39,122 She's pregnant. 1278 01:12:41,491 --> 01:12:42,725 What are you gonna do? 1279 01:12:45,260 --> 01:12:46,695 Find a name. 1280 01:12:47,964 --> 01:12:51,401 Hey. You got anyone in mind for a godfather? 1281 01:12:55,972 --> 01:12:58,240 Nice, dawg. 1282 01:13:03,612 --> 01:13:04,380 Remember. 1283 01:13:04,381 --> 01:13:07,650 As if she was banging him right in front of you. 1284 01:13:10,754 --> 01:13:11,755 Good luck. 1285 01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:13,922 Thanks. 1286 01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:40,617 Where's he going? 1287 01:13:40,684 --> 01:13:42,384 He's going to the bathroom. 1288 01:13:42,452 --> 01:13:44,286 It can't be. It can't be. 1289 01:13:45,854 --> 01:13:47,957 Maybe he's going to crap his pants. 1290 01:13:50,059 --> 01:13:51,660 Oh, man! 1291 01:13:53,029 --> 01:13:54,030 Shit. 1292 01:14:00,235 --> 01:14:01,369 I can do this. 1293 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:03,839 Ah! Oh! The tough guy. 1294 01:14:03,906 --> 01:14:07,544 Dude... 1295 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:09,912 I'm gonna make you squirm, you little shit. 1296 01:14:09,979 --> 01:14:13,215 Hey. Hey, about the other day, okay, it was just that... 1297 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:16,118 What are you doing? Because of you, I got fired. 1298 01:14:16,185 --> 01:14:17,620 Consider this severance. 1299 01:14:17,687 --> 01:14:20,524 Just take what you want and go, okay? 1300 01:14:20,589 --> 01:14:25,629 Tough guy like you, you got me a little curious. 1301 01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:28,064 What'd you do, piss yourself? 1302 01:14:42,277 --> 01:14:43,445 It is you, isn't it? 1303 01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:45,749 Don't you say a word. Don't say a word! 1304 01:14:45,814 --> 01:14:47,349 Do you know who I am? Come here. 1305 01:14:47,415 --> 01:14:49,118 I've been searching far and wide for you. 1306 01:14:49,185 --> 01:14:50,654 I'm the guy you ripped off. 1307 01:14:50,719 --> 01:14:52,855 I'm the guy you tied up 1308 01:14:52,921 --> 01:14:56,324 and left with a bag of coke on his crotch. 1309 01:14:56,391 --> 01:14:58,194 Now you remember me? 1310 01:14:58,261 --> 01:14:59,672 I'm not really good with faces or names. 1311 01:14:59,696 --> 01:15:00,829 That's all right, brother! 1312 01:15:00,896 --> 01:15:02,498 That's all right. Listen to me. 1313 01:15:02,566 --> 01:15:04,499 Listen to me! I just wanted to walk here and tell you something. 1314 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,435 I wanted to come right up to you 1315 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:08,204 and I wanted to thank you. Thank you, 1316 01:15:08,270 --> 01:15:10,806 to you and your buddies, 1317 01:15:10,874 --> 01:15:12,608 for changing my life. 1318 01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:14,176 Praise the Lord. 1319 01:15:15,311 --> 01:15:18,081 Now, sit down. You gotta understand. 1320 01:15:18,146 --> 01:15:22,251 I was a no-good sinnin' son of a gun! 1321 01:15:22,318 --> 01:15:25,988 Can you imagine, all that cocaine, all that cash, 1322 01:15:26,055 --> 01:15:29,392 all them guns in a house with my little girl? 1323 01:15:29,457 --> 01:15:33,062 Dear Lord. Let us pray. 1324 01:15:33,129 --> 01:15:35,363 Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Say it. 1325 01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:36,800 Say it. Praise the Lord. 1326 01:15:36,865 --> 01:15:39,334 Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. 1327 01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:42,105 Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. 1328 01:15:42,171 --> 01:15:44,207 Praise the Lord! Oh, happy day. Oh, happy day. 1329 01:15:44,272 --> 01:15:46,142 Stand up. 1330 01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:48,343 All right. Listen to me. 1331 01:15:48,410 --> 01:15:51,581 If there's anything, anything, you ever need, 1332 01:15:51,648 --> 01:15:53,149 you just look me up. 1333 01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:54,718 I'm your Brother Francis. 1334 01:15:55,784 --> 01:15:57,019 Okay. 1335 01:16:00,089 --> 01:16:03,827 Well, you know, Francis, there is this one thing. 1336 01:16:20,043 --> 01:16:23,045 Oh, don't even tell me. They got Tony Bennett. Boss, look at this. 1337 01:16:23,112 --> 01:16:24,780 You got a quarter? 1338 01:16:28,717 --> 01:16:30,119 Sit down, kid. 1339 01:16:30,186 --> 01:16:31,320 Okay. 1340 01:16:35,659 --> 01:16:36,726 Check him. 1341 01:16:41,130 --> 01:16:43,465 What, you piss yourself? 1342 01:16:43,531 --> 01:16:46,068 That's disgusting. Right. 1343 01:16:46,135 --> 01:16:49,773 Well. I'm gonna give you points for bravery. 1344 01:16:49,838 --> 01:16:53,575 So. Did you cash out those chips? 1345 01:16:53,643 --> 01:16:54,711 Yes. 1346 01:16:55,712 --> 01:16:56,813 Good. 1347 01:16:59,382 --> 01:17:00,925 Ow! What's your problem? I'm not gonna hurt you. 1348 01:17:02,218 --> 01:17:04,586 Forgive me, Lord. Ooh. 1349 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,655 Hey! 1350 01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:08,457 The business is here. 1351 01:17:21,036 --> 01:17:24,173 What's wrong with you here? What, you got a hemorrhoid or somethin'? 1352 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,676 Hey. Snap out of it. 1353 01:17:26,743 --> 01:17:29,212 Hey. I asked you a question. 1354 01:17:29,277 --> 01:17:31,447 Who the hell are you working with? 1355 01:17:31,514 --> 01:17:35,117 Hey. Are we here to make a trade or exchange business cards? 1356 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:38,788 Would you listen to this guy? 1357 01:17:38,855 --> 01:17:40,399 You know who the hell you're talking to, pal? 1358 01:17:40,423 --> 01:17:42,024 I got an idea. 1359 01:17:44,893 --> 01:17:45,961 Listen to me. 1360 01:17:48,364 --> 01:17:52,034 Your associate, your buddy, he is as good as dead 1361 01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,670 if I don't get some answers. 1362 01:17:54,738 --> 01:17:58,942 And I don't give a shit about the money or that fat nephew of mine. 1363 01:18:02,211 --> 01:18:04,679 Found itself into a very strange place. 1364 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,651 But it's always a pleasure to do the work of the Lord. 1365 01:18:08,718 --> 01:18:10,986 Who the hell are you? 1366 01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:13,589 Brother, I am a fisher of men. 1367 01:18:13,656 --> 01:18:16,525 Really. Well, why don't you go fish, then? 1368 01:18:16,592 --> 01:18:17,761 Somewhere else! 1369 01:18:21,564 --> 01:18:23,165 Come on, you heard him. 1370 01:18:27,937 --> 01:18:31,339 Hey. You know what? That's it. 1371 01:18:31,406 --> 01:18:33,608 Do you wanna make this trade or not? 1372 01:18:33,675 --> 01:18:36,712 Not before I get some answers! 1373 01:18:36,780 --> 01:18:38,580 No? Okay. 1374 01:18:39,681 --> 01:18:40,850 Hey, hey, hey! 1375 01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:42,951 It's a phone. I'll get it. 1376 01:18:49,859 --> 01:18:51,626 It's a phone. 1377 01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:57,699 You a big shot? Mmm? 1378 01:18:58,600 --> 01:18:59,667 Big tough guy? 1379 01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:02,305 Who are you calling, huh? 1380 01:19:02,371 --> 01:19:05,941 What, your backup? You calling the troops? 1381 01:19:06,008 --> 01:19:07,610 Hello? 1382 01:19:07,675 --> 01:19:09,879 It's me. No deal. 1383 01:19:11,881 --> 01:19:13,181 Kill him. 1384 01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:15,051 Are you out of your cotton-pickin' mind? 1385 01:19:18,121 --> 01:19:19,888 What? What'd he say? 1386 01:19:21,825 --> 01:19:23,658 I'm supposed to kill you. 1387 01:19:23,725 --> 01:19:27,229 Gentlemen, I'm sorry we couldn't come to another arrangement. 1388 01:19:30,566 --> 01:19:32,335 You weren't dismissed. 1389 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:36,538 Okay, De Niro, I get the point. 1390 01:19:36,604 --> 01:19:38,341 You wanna make a trade. 1391 01:19:38,407 --> 01:19:42,510 One hour. Nice, safe place. 1392 01:19:42,577 --> 01:19:45,348 Right in front of the police station. 1393 01:19:50,185 --> 01:19:53,489 Kid, you got a real pair, I'll say that. Thanks. 1394 01:19:53,556 --> 01:19:55,723 They just dropped recently. 1395 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:58,928 Well, that's beautiful, but we're doing it here. 1396 01:19:58,995 --> 01:20:01,865 And we're doing it right now. 1397 01:20:03,967 --> 01:20:04,967 All right, let's go. 1398 01:20:05,834 --> 01:20:07,335 Come on, let's go, let's go. 1399 01:20:10,940 --> 01:20:13,642 You got two minutes. Bring your car around back. 1400 01:20:16,379 --> 01:20:19,548 Talk about full circle. 1401 01:20:19,615 --> 01:20:21,283 Let's try to make it look real, huh? 1402 01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:24,586 Yeah. You leave me in there long enough, I don't have to try nothin'. 1403 01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:29,257 Hey. 1404 01:20:29,325 --> 01:20:31,226 In case I don't see you again. 1405 01:20:33,028 --> 01:20:35,230 It was fun. Sorry. 1406 01:20:38,066 --> 01:20:40,302 Oh. Don't forget. Tuesday. 1407 01:20:41,236 --> 01:20:42,570 All right. 1408 01:20:46,609 --> 01:20:47,911 What happens Tuesday? 1409 01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:49,711 You drive. 1410 01:21:00,655 --> 01:21:02,157 All right. Good luck, man. 1411 01:21:02,724 --> 01:21:03,791 All right. 1412 01:21:03,859 --> 01:21:04,860 I got your back. Okay. 1413 01:21:17,941 --> 01:21:20,176 What, you got him in the trunk? 1414 01:21:20,243 --> 01:21:23,345 You didn't think he was gonna ride shotgun now, did ya? 1415 01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:24,413 Where's my nephew? 1416 01:21:25,313 --> 01:21:26,549 Take a guess. 1417 01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:30,652 You wanna trade cars? 1418 01:21:37,192 --> 01:21:38,726 Okay, let me see him. 1419 01:21:46,936 --> 01:21:47,971 Oh, yeah. 1420 01:21:48,037 --> 01:21:49,472 Hey, Bruno. 1421 01:21:49,538 --> 01:21:52,274 How the hell did you get him in there? 1422 01:21:52,340 --> 01:21:54,010 Come on, I'll show you. Open it up. 1423 01:21:54,077 --> 01:21:57,645 Baby. Hola. What are you doing? 1424 01:21:57,712 --> 01:21:59,482 Now is really not a good time, okay? 1425 01:22:01,716 --> 01:22:03,785 I was just starting to get a tad claustrophobic. 1426 01:22:03,851 --> 01:22:04,920 Shut up! 1427 01:22:06,622 --> 01:22:07,689 All right? 1428 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:10,025 All right. Let's do this. 1429 01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:12,195 So, you know what? I'm here, 1430 01:22:12,261 --> 01:22:15,197 waiting for you for the picnic. You forgot? 1431 01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:16,698 Baby? 1432 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:19,235 Where's the money? 1433 01:22:19,302 --> 01:22:20,936 In the car. Well, go get it. 1434 01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:31,346 Yeah, it's me, it's Alex, it's Eric... 1435 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,916 What's up? What's up? 1436 01:22:36,351 --> 01:22:39,187 I got you. We good. 1437 01:22:39,254 --> 01:22:43,291 Yeah, it's me, Alex, Eric and, uh... 1438 01:22:43,358 --> 01:22:44,994 Show me the cash. 1439 01:22:46,328 --> 01:22:47,596 What's happening? 1440 01:22:47,663 --> 01:22:49,797 We at... No, we at the ball game. 1441 01:22:49,864 --> 01:22:51,933 Yeah, they doing their thing. They, you know... 1442 01:22:52,001 --> 01:22:53,201 All right. 1443 01:22:54,070 --> 01:22:56,304 Give it to me. 1444 01:22:56,371 --> 01:22:59,075 All right. Uh, let's get these guys some air, all right? 1445 01:23:01,909 --> 01:23:03,512 You little wuss! 1446 01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:06,181 What you always getting your friends to do your fighting for you? 1447 01:23:06,248 --> 01:23:08,851 Hey, what is this, Dykes Gone Wild or what? 1448 01:23:08,916 --> 01:23:10,486 Hey! Hey! 1449 01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:13,021 I don't know what business you got with this guy, 1450 01:23:13,088 --> 01:23:15,958 but we're in the middle of something here and it's invitation only. 1451 01:23:16,024 --> 01:23:18,494 Well, my business is kicking his ass. 1452 01:23:19,895 --> 01:23:21,797 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1453 01:23:23,765 --> 01:23:25,168 So, look... Baby? 1454 01:23:25,234 --> 01:23:26,569 What's the matter with you? 1455 01:23:29,971 --> 01:23:32,291 I'll call you back. All right? I don't wanna hang up on you. 1456 01:23:33,676 --> 01:23:35,943 That's a big momma. 1457 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:37,546 Take their handcuffs off him. 1458 01:23:42,151 --> 01:23:43,951 I think I wanna go very Latin, very Spanish. 1459 01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:48,691 What about Fernando or Anivo or Manuel? 1460 01:23:48,756 --> 01:23:51,426 I like Fernando. Fernando's cool. 1461 01:23:52,927 --> 01:23:55,198 But could we go with a more traditional name, like LeBron? 1462 01:23:55,997 --> 01:23:57,166 No. 1463 01:23:57,233 --> 01:23:59,302 No? Then I get the middle name. 1464 01:24:00,335 --> 01:24:01,503 And I want "Mutombo." 1465 01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:03,206 Hector Mutombo, how 'bout that? 1466 01:24:03,271 --> 01:24:05,391 He ain't gonna be a basketball player. I told you that. 1467 01:24:07,075 --> 01:24:08,552 Baby, I gotta go. I gotta... I love you. 1468 01:24:08,576 --> 01:24:10,113 I gotta go. I gotta go. I... 1469 01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:25,428 You look good with a nice, uh, shiner on you. 1470 01:24:25,493 --> 01:24:26,894 You like that? Yeah, it's sexy. 1471 01:24:26,961 --> 01:24:28,097 Any of you guys hungry? 1472 01:24:28,164 --> 01:24:32,668 Bruno is back. 1473 01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:37,273 First we gotta take care of those guys. 1474 01:24:40,041 --> 01:24:41,210 What do you mean, Frank? 1475 01:24:41,277 --> 01:24:43,679 Remember, uh, cousin Sambini? 1476 01:24:43,746 --> 01:24:46,081 Cousin Sambini. 1477 01:24:46,149 --> 01:24:47,882 All 142 pieces of him. 1478 01:24:52,621 --> 01:24:55,591 Uh, Carlo. Let me use your phone. I gotta call my girl. 1479 01:24:55,658 --> 01:24:57,892 Huh? Come on. I gotta call my girl. 1480 01:24:57,959 --> 01:24:59,327 Well, make it quick. 1481 01:24:59,394 --> 01:25:00,962 Don't stay on there all day. 1482 01:25:01,028 --> 01:25:02,198 Got those rollover minutes. 1483 01:25:08,804 --> 01:25:10,806 You see that one, the sister? The Brazos on her? 1484 01:25:10,873 --> 01:25:12,574 Did you see that? 1485 01:25:19,814 --> 01:25:21,217 You son of a bitch! 1486 01:25:21,284 --> 01:25:23,050 Screw you. You started this whole thing. 1487 01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,120 You did, you scrawny little shit! 1488 01:25:26,087 --> 01:25:27,356 You butch freak! 1489 01:25:27,423 --> 01:25:29,757 What's your problem? I'm not gay! 1490 01:25:29,824 --> 01:25:31,526 You're not gay? 1491 01:25:31,593 --> 01:25:32,760 No, I'm not. 1492 01:25:32,827 --> 01:25:35,330 Well, you're still an asshole! 1493 01:25:35,397 --> 01:25:37,132 Get off me! 1494 01:25:40,602 --> 01:25:42,905 - God damn it! - You jerk! 1495 01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:45,708 Ah! 1496 01:25:45,774 --> 01:25:47,176 Oh, whoa, whoa. Hey! 1497 01:25:47,243 --> 01:25:48,777 Wait a second! 1498 01:25:50,478 --> 01:25:53,014 Somebody wanna translate this for me, please? 1499 01:25:54,115 --> 01:25:55,784 Uh, guys? 1500 01:25:55,851 --> 01:25:57,952 We got about a minute and 15! 1501 01:25:58,019 --> 01:25:59,255 Fourteen! 1502 01:25:59,322 --> 01:26:00,488 No. Oh, no. Oh, no. 1503 01:26:00,555 --> 01:26:02,658 Whoa! There's a bomb in the car! 1504 01:26:02,725 --> 01:26:04,159 Bomb is bad! 1505 01:26:10,131 --> 01:26:12,167 Dude! Let me out of here, buddy! 1506 01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:20,476 Come on, man. 1507 01:26:21,576 --> 01:26:23,077 I'm working on it! Shut up! 1508 01:26:27,081 --> 01:26:30,052 Uh, Eric, I gotta admit something, man. 1509 01:26:30,117 --> 01:26:31,386 What? 1510 01:26:32,387 --> 01:26:34,522 I masturbated to Tara. 1511 01:26:36,191 --> 01:26:37,425 A lot. 1512 01:26:37,492 --> 01:26:39,527 That's gross! I'm sorry, dude! 1513 01:26:39,594 --> 01:26:41,397 That's gross! I'm sorry! 1514 01:26:41,464 --> 01:26:44,199 Alex, I could kiss you right now. 1515 01:26:44,267 --> 01:26:47,470 You guys are freaks! Get me out of here! 1516 01:26:47,535 --> 01:26:48,603 Miss? Miss? 1517 01:26:48,670 --> 01:26:50,438 What is it? 1518 01:26:50,505 --> 01:26:51,750 Reach into my pants... Well, screw you! 1519 01:26:51,774 --> 01:26:53,107 ...and pull out my pocketknife! 1520 01:26:53,174 --> 01:26:54,814 My pocketknife. Get it! Get it! Get it! Oh. 1521 01:26:56,511 --> 01:26:58,914 Stu, come on! Come on, buddy. Come on. 1522 01:26:58,981 --> 01:27:01,082 God, I can't die in a Cadillac! 1523 01:27:02,083 --> 01:27:03,451 Come on! Hurry! 1524 01:27:03,518 --> 01:27:06,722 Ooh. That's nice. Yeah, thanks. Come on. Let's go. 1525 01:27:09,592 --> 01:27:11,126 Come on! 1526 01:27:11,192 --> 01:27:12,728 Merry freakin' Christmas. 1527 01:27:12,795 --> 01:27:15,162 Open the damn trunk! 1528 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:18,534 Get it open! Get it open, man! 1529 01:27:18,601 --> 01:27:20,736 Hell, yeah! 1530 01:27:20,803 --> 01:27:22,136 Come on. 1531 01:27:22,203 --> 01:27:24,639 My legs are so asleep. Hold on, hold on. 1532 01:27:24,706 --> 01:27:26,809 Oh, God, with the weird pins and needles thing. 1533 01:27:26,874 --> 01:27:28,411 Come on. That doesn't matter. 1534 01:27:28,477 --> 01:27:31,178 Get your ass out the car! Give me the keys! 1535 01:27:34,917 --> 01:27:36,150 Ow. 1536 01:27:36,217 --> 01:27:38,287 Come on, Stu! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1537 01:27:47,463 --> 01:27:49,932 Oh, my God. Okay! 1538 01:27:49,997 --> 01:27:52,301 Why don't you guys finish your little love-hate thing now. 1539 01:27:52,368 --> 01:27:55,102 Yeah, why'd you send that weirdo after me for? 1540 01:27:55,169 --> 01:27:57,272 What weirdo? That preacher guy. 1541 01:27:57,340 --> 01:27:59,408 You deserved it. You stole my wallet. 1542 01:27:59,475 --> 01:28:01,008 You got me fired! 1543 01:28:01,075 --> 01:28:03,312 What? You wanna go again? 1544 01:28:03,379 --> 01:28:06,449 You see, I'm trying to have a moment here. It's you! 1545 01:28:06,515 --> 01:28:08,517 It's me? It's you! 1546 01:28:08,583 --> 01:28:09,818 It's me. 1547 01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:13,121 It's me. 1548 01:28:22,196 --> 01:28:23,498 Oh. 1549 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:28,671 The car blew up. Anybody see that? 1550 01:28:31,573 --> 01:28:34,109 That was really, really close. 1551 01:28:34,176 --> 01:28:35,411 Whoo! 1552 01:28:35,478 --> 01:28:37,211 Oh, that was close. 1553 01:28:43,819 --> 01:28:45,219 Oh, Jesus. 1554 01:28:46,754 --> 01:28:47,990 Uh... 1555 01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:51,292 That's it, man. I'm done. 1556 01:28:53,661 --> 01:28:55,296 You all right, beautiful? 1557 01:28:55,931 --> 01:28:57,264 I am now. 1558 01:28:57,833 --> 01:28:59,266 All right. 1559 01:29:01,003 --> 01:29:03,105 That was a nice car, too. 1560 01:29:19,787 --> 01:29:22,990 All right, diary. I'm inspired. 1561 01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:28,830 Well, the last couple of days sure have been eye-opening. 1562 01:29:28,897 --> 01:29:31,967 I got myself into some serious shit. 1563 01:29:32,034 --> 01:29:35,170 And I nearly got me and my best friends killed in the process. 1564 01:29:36,838 --> 01:29:38,040 And for what? 1565 01:29:39,674 --> 01:29:40,943 To fall out of love. 1566 01:29:45,747 --> 01:29:47,650 So this is your big Tuesday secret? 1567 01:29:47,715 --> 01:29:49,851 This is absolutely insane. 1568 01:29:50,718 --> 01:29:53,388 And absolutely awesome. 1569 01:29:53,456 --> 01:29:55,823 I don't know about this, man. I thought we gave this up. 1570 01:29:56,858 --> 01:29:59,360 He just wants a little cut. 1571 01:29:59,428 --> 01:30:01,430 You really trust this guy, huh? 1572 01:30:02,965 --> 01:30:04,967 I don't know. We had some weird connection. 1573 01:30:07,603 --> 01:30:10,973 - Okay. That's... - All right. 1574 01:30:18,613 --> 01:30:19,715 Yeah. 1575 01:30:37,165 --> 01:30:40,936 My buddy Zen master told my buddy, who told me, 1576 01:30:41,003 --> 01:30:43,138 "You get what you resist." 1577 01:30:43,205 --> 01:30:44,238 Oh! 1578 01:30:44,305 --> 01:30:47,209 Oh, right there. 1579 01:30:47,274 --> 01:30:49,744 Oh, yeah. Oh, you like that, baby, don't ya? 1580 01:30:49,811 --> 01:30:50,989 It's my favorite. 1581 01:30:51,013 --> 01:30:52,413 That Zen shit, 1582 01:30:53,280 --> 01:30:55,484 it's for real. 1583 01:30:55,551 --> 01:30:57,351 I'm a believer. 1584 01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:10,232 "My buddy Zen master told my buddy, who told me," 1585 01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:13,301 "'You get what you resist.'" 1586 01:31:13,368 --> 01:31:15,337 "That Zen shit's for real. I'm a believer." 1587 01:31:22,545 --> 01:31:24,012 What are you readin'? 1588 01:31:26,849 --> 01:31:29,383 "So now if anyone ever asks me", 1589 01:31:29,450 --> 01:31:32,354 "I remember my exact moment that I lost that feeling" 1590 01:31:32,419 --> 01:31:33,856 "was when I stood under my" 1591 01:31:34,922 --> 01:31:36,190 "ex's window" 1592 01:31:36,257 --> 01:31:37,725 "and heard her lying to me..." 1593 01:31:41,228 --> 01:31:43,566 "...and heard her lying to me," 1594 01:31:43,632 --> 01:31:46,535 "over and over in a rhythmic climax." 1595 01:31:46,602 --> 01:31:48,070 "And for what?" 1596 01:31:48,771 --> 01:31:50,539 "To fall out of love." 1597 01:32:29,912 --> 01:32:31,279 Thinking about getting married. 1598 01:32:31,346 --> 01:32:32,615 What the fuck... Yes. 1599 01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:33,849 ...are you talking about? 1600 01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:35,026 I'm thinking about, I'm gonna do it. 1601 01:32:35,050 --> 01:32:36,719 Why? Because. 1602 01:32:36,785 --> 01:32:40,623 What... Look at me! Prison! No! Don't do it. 1603 01:32:40,689 --> 01:32:42,523 I've gotta do it. You don't have to do it! 1604 01:32:42,591 --> 01:32:43,692 I love her. 1605 01:32:43,759 --> 01:32:45,260 So, what does that even mean? 1606 01:32:45,327 --> 01:32:47,962 What does that mean, you love her? What does that mean? 1607 01:32:48,029 --> 01:32:50,565 It means that I have invested a lot of my time into... 1608 01:32:50,633 --> 01:32:52,644 So you wanna go into a legal contract with the state? 1609 01:32:52,668 --> 01:32:56,037 That's all it is. It's a tribal ritual. 1610 01:32:56,104 --> 01:32:57,840 It's been around for thousands of years. 1611 01:32:57,905 --> 01:33:00,407 And idiots just do it because everybody before them did it. 1612 01:33:00,474 --> 01:33:02,476 And the only reason why guys get married at all 1613 01:33:02,543 --> 01:33:05,579 is 'cause the idea of some other dude gorilla-fucking your woman 1614 01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:07,950 is just too much for you to handle. 1615 01:33:08,015 --> 01:33:10,685 It's insecurity. That's what it is. 1616 01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:12,087 It's weak shit. 1617 01:33:12,154 --> 01:33:15,457 I'm guilty as charged. Trust me. Don't do it. 1618 01:33:15,522 --> 01:33:16,925 You don't need to do it. 1619 01:33:16,992 --> 01:33:19,126 But it's a good... Look, it's an institution. 1620 01:33:19,193 --> 01:33:20,527 Marriage is an institution... 1621 01:33:20,595 --> 01:33:22,864 What? So is the KKK! What does that mean? 1622 01:33:22,930 --> 01:33:24,365 Everything's an institution. 1623 01:33:24,431 --> 01:33:27,970 It's a legal contract with the state in a relationship. 1624 01:33:28,035 --> 01:33:30,906 How the fuck can you say "till death do you part"? 1625 01:33:30,973 --> 01:33:32,415 And it's not "till death do you part" anyway. 1626 01:33:32,439 --> 01:33:34,777 There's like 65 percent divorce rate. 1627 01:33:36,111 --> 01:33:37,845 You've thought about this a lot, I see. 1628 01:33:37,912 --> 01:33:40,848 Yeah! Yeah. You lose all your shit, dude. 1629 01:33:40,915 --> 01:33:43,017 You gotta pay lawyers. And it's not even half. 1630 01:33:43,084 --> 01:33:44,418 It's two-thirds. 1631 01:33:44,485 --> 01:33:46,087 'Cause the freakin' lawyer gets a third. 1632 01:33:46,154 --> 01:33:47,965 It's all good, though. Listen, I'm not trying to get divorced. 1633 01:33:47,989 --> 01:33:49,324 I'm gonna be married forever, man. 1634 01:33:49,391 --> 01:33:51,993 What the fuck are you talking about, fantasy boy? 1635 01:33:52,059 --> 01:33:53,304 I'm talking about reality right now. 1636 01:33:53,328 --> 01:33:55,496 You're talking fuckin' green eggs and ham! 1637 01:33:55,562 --> 01:33:56,875 Dawg, all I was trying to tell you 1638 01:33:56,899 --> 01:33:58,408 is that I was thinking about getting married. 1639 01:33:58,432 --> 01:34:00,144 And I'm telling you, as a guy who's fucked... 1640 01:34:00,168 --> 01:34:02,137 I'm fucked. You know why I stay? 1641 01:34:02,204 --> 01:34:04,005 Because I can't afford a freakin' lawyer. 1642 01:34:04,071 --> 01:34:05,439 And I like my kids. 1643 01:34:05,506 --> 01:34:06,817 But you're... I'm saying, you got beautiful kids. 1644 01:34:06,841 --> 01:34:08,243 What the fuck does that matter? 1645 01:34:08,309 --> 01:34:10,655 I gotta check in with my wife every time I wanna go anywhere. 1646 01:34:10,679 --> 01:34:12,390 We're at the strip club right now, partying! 1647 01:34:12,414 --> 01:34:15,582 Yeah... No! No, no, no! We're at Sam's house playing cards! 1648 01:34:15,650 --> 01:34:18,686 And I gotta step outside in 20 minutes and make fake phone call. 1649 01:34:18,753 --> 01:34:20,187 It's all good. You think that's fun? 1650 01:34:20,254 --> 01:34:21,288 That is fun. That's the... 1651 01:34:21,355 --> 01:34:23,225 You wanna have someone like your mommy 1652 01:34:23,290 --> 01:34:24,727 who you gotta check in with? 1653 01:34:26,994 --> 01:34:28,506 You should really think about why you got married. 1654 01:34:28,530 --> 01:34:30,532 I thought when you got married it's for the... 1655 01:34:30,597 --> 01:34:31,967 It's the... Look, I love my kids. 1656 01:34:32,034 --> 01:34:34,068 I love my kids. Your kids are great. 1657 01:34:34,135 --> 01:34:35,278 It's just been awhile since I seen 'em. 1658 01:34:35,302 --> 01:34:36,380 It's been awhile since I seen 'em. 1659 01:34:36,404 --> 01:34:37,480 I got lucky. My wife's not that bad. 1660 01:34:37,504 --> 01:34:38,807 It could be worse. She's great. 1661 01:34:38,874 --> 01:34:40,251 She's great. It's been awhile since I seen her. 1662 01:34:40,275 --> 01:34:41,820 You don't have to do it. I can do it, though. 1663 01:34:41,844 --> 01:34:43,044 No, you can stay out. 1664 01:34:43,110 --> 01:34:44,587 Why don't you come by for a barbecue next week? 1665 01:34:44,611 --> 01:34:46,749 Why don't you think about it for a couple of years? 1666 01:34:46,815 --> 01:34:48,283 Your girl's Latin. 1667 01:34:48,350 --> 01:34:49,427 What's up, dude? I don't know. 1668 01:34:49,451 --> 01:34:50,918 How many babies you want, 50? 1669 01:34:50,985 --> 01:34:52,225 I just want two. Yeah, whatever. 1670 01:34:52,287 --> 01:34:54,521 Boy and a girl. Two? Two will be in the first week. 1671 01:34:54,588 --> 01:34:56,133 You know, they're only pregnant for, like, three months. 1672 01:34:56,157 --> 01:34:57,634 They're like a Rottweiler. Get the fuck out of here! 1673 01:34:57,658 --> 01:34:59,828 They shoot babies out. Ay, ay, ay! 1674 01:34:59,895 --> 01:35:01,329 Get the fuck out. 1675 01:35:01,396 --> 01:35:03,106 If she heard you talking like this, she'd kick your ass. 1676 01:35:03,130 --> 01:35:04,743 I hope you like kids. You're gonna be stepping on little pinatas 1677 01:35:04,767 --> 01:35:05,700 all around your fuckin' house. Oh. 1678 01:35:05,701 --> 01:35:07,969 Come on, man. Having babies.